[lilith]

Re: "The Wine glass is her Scepter/And the Barstool is her Throne"

Li'l Lilith is a New Zealander. But not a True Christian™ one like myself and Mrs. Rogers. And she is almost as old as you are and really looks like this:

Eno, my thanks - if anything's guaranteed to put off the lecherous Heller creature it's that pic.

It's so unlike you to do anything so nice - are you sure you're feeling quite well?

[Talitha]

Re: "The Wine glass is her Scepter/And the Barstool is her Throne"

Oooh, umm, Purity is so mixed up with this new message system thing. I thought someone had erased my message but it was hidden down where it says "more replies under the current depth." What in hell does that mean? Well, I didn't really mean anything bad about Sister Vera Sue. She just kind of acts like she thinks she's so pretty. Some of the rest of us might be pretty too --- even if we don't wear tiaras and such.

And what's this "Unsaved Trash" thing by my picture? I'll have you know I'm just as saved as anyone. And so are my kids, Bubba and Chastity and Chastity's little bast sweet babies. I had the whole family immersed one time and we are all saved from now on. Chastity says "once saved, always saved." She thinks she can do anything now and still get to heaven --- and she does.

Purity dear, I think you are forgetting an important thing on your visits here.
Firstly, The Pastor is next only to God©.
If he decides that you are Unsaved Trash then you shall remain unsaved until he deems that your status changes.
I believe hints have been made which point to making a Loving donation to Jesus© by pressing the Paypal button.

Secondly, True Christian™ Women like myself and the other Ladies of that status have been personally Ministered by a Pastor.
Tiara or not, we are by our very nature beautiful. Sister Sue doesn't just act like she's pretty, she really is!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: "The Wine glass is her Scepter/And the Barstool is her Throne"

Tiara or not, we are by our very nature beautiful. Sister Sue doesn't just act like she's pretty, she really is!

It's true. Landover women have a glowing beauty given by GOD which sets them apart from cheap trollops like Angelina Jolie, Nikki Hilton and that chubbsy-wubbsy porker Britney Spears.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: "The Wine glass is her Scepter/And the Barstool is her Throne"

Why thank you Pastor P

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: "The Wine glass is her Scepter/And the Barstool is her Throne"

Purity.. What you really need is a True Christian™ husband to set you straight.
This rebellious attitude you currently display needs to be whipped out of your frail little body.
Praise Jesus!

How old are you, woman?
Are you damaged goods?

Answer quick, your very soul depends on it!