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It’s time to stop NPR from sucking at the taxpayer’s tit spreading their drivel throughout the nation’s airways.
Our Godly Republican™ Senators and Representatives “get it” and are moving to unplug NPR and its sister, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, from our precious national treasury.
For my purposes here, I will ignore the CPB from further mention and will concentrate on exposing the pap served up by NPR.
(Lest you think I listen to NPR, let me assure you I keep my radio tuned to Freehold Radio and listen only to gospel music and hourly sermon-ettes offered up by our Pastors. Since I don't have a radio on my mo-ped, during drive time I listen to Freehold pod casts on my MP3 player. The information I provide below is from reports filed by my operatives.)
Just look at some of programs NPR shoves down our throats:
Car Talk: Click and Clack, the wop brothers, giggle and guffaw for a full hour each week pandering to those idiots calling in complaining about obscure “problems” they’re having with their high-mileage pieces of junk. Rather than doing the Godly American Thing™ of buying a new car every year, those cheapskates prefer to keep their clap traps running and ruining our economy. You don’t hear real people calling in crying about something going wrong with their new Escalades.
The Splendid Table: Another wop-hosted show with queers and lezbows calling in asking about how to prepare oddball dishes that in no way resemble Real American™ food like chicken fried steaks or ham and eggs.
Talk of the Nation: Here we have some joo talking about most anything that comes to his mind, and the subject is usually what he considers “topical”. For the last several days my associates tell me that this kike has been yammering about the slants suffering some calamity or another after getting their feet wet.
The Story: This is hosted by some nitwit with a suspiciously canuckistanish accent. As if a canuckie has any idea what life is like for us Real Americans.
Being: Hosted by some broad from Minnesota, this show is always bible-thumping about every religion BUT the one true one – Landover Baptist!
Prairie Home Companion: Another Minnesotan (do you sense a pattern here?) getting all cutesy with “heart warming” stories and skits appealing only to latte-swilling yuppies. This show is flamingly liberal and hates true Conservatism.
Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me: A joo-hosted show coming out of Chicago that falls all over itself making fun of Godly Republican politics, politicians, and conservative values.
This American Life: Usually a bunch of sob stories about trashy people that prefer to leach off our American Way of Life rather than contributing to it.
All Things Considered: Most of those things considered are not conservative – but flaming, limp wristed liberalism.
At this point, Brothers and Sisters, you can certainly catch my drift when I say, NO MORE.
Last year I paid nearly a thousand dollars in taxes on my six figure salary and I’m sick and tired of having it used to support this commie pinko fag-enabling establishment.
Please join me in sending angry emails to our elected conservatives and demanding they pull the plug on NPR!
Our Godly Republican™ Senators and Representatives “get it” and are moving to unplug NPR and its sister, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, from our precious national treasury.
For my purposes here, I will ignore the CPB from further mention and will concentrate on exposing the pap served up by NPR.
(Lest you think I listen to NPR, let me assure you I keep my radio tuned to Freehold Radio and listen only to gospel music and hourly sermon-ettes offered up by our Pastors. Since I don't have a radio on my mo-ped, during drive time I listen to Freehold pod casts on my MP3 player. The information I provide below is from reports filed by my operatives.)
Just look at some of programs NPR shoves down our throats:
Car Talk: Click and Clack, the wop brothers, giggle and guffaw for a full hour each week pandering to those idiots calling in complaining about obscure “problems” they’re having with their high-mileage pieces of junk. Rather than doing the Godly American Thing™ of buying a new car every year, those cheapskates prefer to keep their clap traps running and ruining our economy. You don’t hear real people calling in crying about something going wrong with their new Escalades.
The Splendid Table: Another wop-hosted show with queers and lezbows calling in asking about how to prepare oddball dishes that in no way resemble Real American™ food like chicken fried steaks or ham and eggs.
Talk of the Nation: Here we have some joo talking about most anything that comes to his mind, and the subject is usually what he considers “topical”. For the last several days my associates tell me that this kike has been yammering about the slants suffering some calamity or another after getting their feet wet.
The Story: This is hosted by some nitwit with a suspiciously canuckistanish accent. As if a canuckie has any idea what life is like for us Real Americans.
Being: Hosted by some broad from Minnesota, this show is always bible-thumping about every religion BUT the one true one – Landover Baptist!
Prairie Home Companion: Another Minnesotan (do you sense a pattern here?) getting all cutesy with “heart warming” stories and skits appealing only to latte-swilling yuppies. This show is flamingly liberal and hates true Conservatism.
Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me: A joo-hosted show coming out of Chicago that falls all over itself making fun of Godly Republican politics, politicians, and conservative values.
This American Life: Usually a bunch of sob stories about trashy people that prefer to leach off our American Way of Life rather than contributing to it.
All Things Considered: Most of those things considered are not conservative – but flaming, limp wristed liberalism.
At this point, Brothers and Sisters, you can certainly catch my drift when I say, NO MORE.
Last year I paid nearly a thousand dollars in taxes on my six figure salary and I’m sick and tired of having it used to support this commie pinko fag-enabling establishment.
Please join me in sending angry emails to our elected conservatives and demanding they pull the plug on NPR!
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