[LilyAmong]

Re: Hell Is...

And as for Milton being a better writer than God...I'd say that's only a little less heretical than joking about Jesus.

On your knees now and pray.

Yes, I see there is a problem here. There is no way that anyone could possibly be a better writer than God; it is logically impossible. Yet it seems that way to me. It must be because of the taint of sin. I will pray on this and I'm sorry for insulting God.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Hell Is...

Hell is like...
...being born a man and then being turned into woman on your 18th birthday by a wizard.

..or by a pair of pinking shears and a creme brulee torch...

[SUV]

Re: Hell Is...

And as for Milton being a better writer than God

At least God didn't write "schtick" and dress up like this