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  • Brother McGregor
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    Indeed listening to you Brother One Eye...I became all shivery. Praise be!
    The spirit doth move inside you.

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  • VictoryOS
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    Brother Jack, you are a man filled to the brim with kindness and grace. Nothing says love like a warm rebuking. Your words often bring joy to my heart, because I know that you have surely saved many a sinner from the pits of Hell. You must sleep well at night knowing you do the Lord's work in such an efficient dignified manner!

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  • Mellencamp
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    Well, now I know what to do. I think that I can do it.

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  • Talitha
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    Inspirational Brother Jack. Inspirational.
    Why, I can hear Atheists screaming in Hell as I sit here after listening to your words.
    GLORY!!

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  • One-eyed Jack
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    If I may chime in for a moment?

    There are many styles of Rebuking. The idea is to show the sinner the error of his ways.

    "O Lord, in Your name I REBUKE this sinful atheist for doubting the truth of Lord Jesus! I rebuke him for saying that not one single contemporary record from the time of Jesus mentions Him in any way, and that all the gospels were written from 40 to 200 years after the fact."

    "Mend your WAYS, foul athiest, or face punishment in Hell where the flame burns eternally and the worm dieth not."

    "O Lord, I pray: HEAL the rotten brains of this atheist! Make him whole in his mind and committed to Thy great Salvation."

    "Yes, it is written:"

    For, said Hushai, thou knowest thy father and his men, that they be mighty men, and they be chafed in their minds, as a bear robbed of her whelps in the field: and thy father is a man of war, and will not lodge with the people. 2 Samuel 17:8

    "Praise the Lord! Fall on your knees, foul atheist, fall on your knees so hard your kneecaps bust off and go skittering across the floor and praise the Lord!"

    That's one way to do it. Kind of over-the-top, but enjoyable. Brings out the good sweat of a job well done.

    ~~ OEJ

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  • Mellencamp
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    Why say in two words what you can say in one?

    I go to Dordt College in Iowa though.

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Mellencamp View Post
    Yes. Is there anything that I have to see.
    No.
    However, it would help if you replied with more than one line replies.

    What School do you attend?

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  • Mellencamp
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    I mean say.

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  • Mellencamp
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    Yes. Is there anything that I have to see.

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Mellencamp View Post
    I see, and how does one go about "Rebuking sinners?" and how long should it take?
    It takes your knowledge of The Bible to cast out Sinners from "Gods favorite Forum".
    It can take many years of devotion to these Boards.
    Do you think you are up to it?

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  • Mellencamp
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    I see, and how does one go about "Rebuking sinners?" and how long should it take?

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Mellencamp View Post
    Yes, I moved here about two weeks ago from Contention City, Arizona and I now live in Freehold, IA
    So, I suggest you get out there Rebuking the Sinners we have here at the moment.
    You have a long way to go if you wish to escape being Unsaved Trash.

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  • Mellencamp
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    Yes, I moved here about two weeks ago from Contention City, Arizona and I now live in Freehold, IA

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Mellencamp View Post
    Well like I said we just moved here so I'm not sure of the name.
    Moved where?
    You don't really know where you are do you?

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  • Mellencamp
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    Well like I said we just moved here so I'm not sure of the name.

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