[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Absolutely ridiculous people! Why do you come here to make an account just to whine about cars? Cars will no longer be a necessity by 2012. On December 21, 2012 the Landing of Spaceship Jesus will commence. There will be a bloody war and half of the Earth's population will be dead on that day.

Cars are 20th century. SPACESHIPS ARE THE NEW FRONTIER. You won't be worried about NSXs once you are flying past the speed of light into tachyonic hyperspace, where you then escape the confined prison of Einsteinian Spacetime, and can exist everywhere at once for eternity...

This is possible through Spaceship Jesus.

[mousey false Christian]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

I take it this jab was directed towards me, seeing as I live in a mansion and drive a Mercedes-Benz. Son, do you not know that Jesus rewards his followers? I am a televangelist and my program has been seen by millions worldwide across 90 countries. I've saved countless people and brought them the Good News that Jesus Christ died for their sins! You wouldn't believe how many letters and donations we get from people saying "Thank you, Rev. Jim for guiding me to Jesus. I love your show, you explain what the Bible says in easier terms, and you show us that Christ is the way to salvation."

Look at the Bible quote on my sig. The blessing of the Lord will make you rich. It has made me rich. The Mercedes-Benzes, the mansion, the trips to the Caribbean and French Riviera, the Rolexes, the custom-made Italian suits, those are just modest, material things. They don't make me happy, just comfortable. What makes me happy is knowing that Jesus Christ died for me and I will have eternal life with him! That is true happiness!

I do not steal donations from my church; My hard work is rewarded by Jesus. The cars and clothes are just Jesus' way of saying "Keep up the good work, Jim! You're bringing lots of souls to me! Take this as a small token of my appreciation."

Your arrogance is truly something that God will punish you for. As a man of scripture, you should know more than anyone else that God asks us to be modest. You should perhaps take a moment to analyze yourself and inquire within yourself if this is what God wants of you?

Your correlations between the type of automobile one procures to sexual tendencies is absolutely ludicrous and lack credible and tangible data. furthermore, to attempt to imply that a type of automobile is inherently designed in sin is simply ridiculous.

What I see on this forum is nothing more than extremist who are unable to tolerate anything other then what they have been programmed to believe. Is is truly a shame that your own ignorance to the world has handicapped you in such a manner that you feel the necessity to congregate in this mediocre at best web forum to communally express your hate and prejudices to anything that you are prejudiced to, whether through legit prejudice or prejudiced simply due to ignorance.

Do not waste your time praying for me, as your prayers to God will go on deaf ears as he looks down upon each and everyone of you as sinners and is ashamed that you have twisted and mangled his words to such degree. Instead, i will pray for you all that you find Gods love in everything and that everything comes through him.

-Anonymous Sinner, Anonymous Brother, Anonymous Son, Anonymous believer in God, not fanaticism.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Your arrogance is truly something that God will punish you for. As a man of scripture, you should know more than anyone else that God asks us to be modest. You should perhaps take a moment to analyze yourself and inquire within yourself if this is what God wants of you?

Your correlations between the type of automobile one procures to sexual tendencies is absolutely ludicrous and lack credible and tangible data. furthermore, to attempt to imply that a type of automobile is inherently designed in sin is simply ridiculous.

What I see on this forum is nothing more than extremist who are unable to tolerate anything other then what they have been programmed to believe. Is is truly a shame that your own ignorance to the world has handicapped you in such a manner that you feel the necessity to congregate in this mediocre at best web forum to communally express your hate and prejudices to anything that you are prejudiced to, whether through legit prejudice or prejudiced simply due to ignorance.

Do not waste your time praying for me, as your prayers to God will go on deaf ears as he looks down upon each and everyone of you as sinners and is ashamed that you have twisted and mangled his words to such degree. Instead, i will pray for you all that you find Gods love in everything and that everything comes through him.

-Anonymous Sinner, Anonymous Brother, Anonymous Son, Anonymous believer in God, not fanaticism.

Welcome to God's favorite forum where proper spelling, punctuation, grammar, and sentence structure are always appreciated.

You might want to post your introduction on the introduction forum while you still have time.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Young man, whatever "god" you are praying to, please do not include us in those prayers - you are a horrible person but I will pray for you regardless as I am a true Christian and understand that the devil is inside you.

May God bless your wicked soul.

Mary

[mynsxisfastlikegod]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

my nsx super turbo is way faster than your ford focus grocery getter so stop hatin

[mynsxisfastlikegod]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

and again
check out my tag poppin integra.






and BIG UPS to all my haters
yall know i represent fa god everyday

[Talitha]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Your License Plate was very useful

I hope all of your documents are fully in order and that rust bucket is fully roadworthy.

Did you steal that car?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

my nsx super turbo is way faster than your ford focus grocery getter so stop hatin

Let me try this one. My slant assistant has recently helped me brush up on my Negra so that I may communicate with the coloreds.

Hey, busta, wut you poppin' yo hatin us, da Lawdz chillins, fo? You and yo razist ACLU fag-enablin librulz are da reezon yall fools cant git no edjumacation in a Tru Chrishan hom! Ya proboly one dem Calibah homahs heer ta pestur us hetrosegzual folk, aint ya?

[mynsxisfastlikegod]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Let me try this one. My slant assistant has recently helped me brush up on my Negra so that I may communicate with the coloreds.

Hey, busta, wut you poppin' yo hatin us, da Lawdz chillins, fo? You and yo razist ACLU fag-enablin librulz are da reezon yall fools cant git no edjumacation in a Tru Chrishan hom! Ya proboly one dem Calibah homahs heer ta pestur us hetrosegzual folk, aint ya?

some whiTe krackhead tought me how to speak the kracka.

hello tertius, lets have but sex and listen to AC DC (in deep strong voice)

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

and BIG UPS to all my haters
yall know i represent fa god everyday

Oh, so you're not a darkie, just a flaming homer?

[mynsxisfastlikegod]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

post yo myspace dawg


i see yo avatar you dont look no betta playboy

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

some whiTe krackhead tought me how to speak the kracka.

hello tertius, lets have but sex and listen to AC DC (in deep strong voice)

Leviticus 18:22- "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

[mynsxisfastlikegod]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

we all know u dont play by the book

[InGodWeTrust]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

There's a reason why you're labelled as Unsaved trash. Your opinion is worthless as long as you hate god. Piss off.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

post yo myspace dawg


i see yo avatar you dont look no betta playboy

Why, so you can fantasize about my pictures, you nasty little fag?

I don't think so.