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Friends it has come to my attention that the whore Miley Cyrus has an inflatable version of herself for the sole purpose of sexing with. Makes me want to throw up when I imagine all those naked men thrusting and sweating! This is clearly a multi-level sin of the highest order! First of all shes a whore, that much is obvious. The fact that she has made this sex doll makes her an extraordinarily slutty whore. God will surely rain the brimstone extra hot over this one!
As you all may know, I have on my property a warehouse full of the most vile examples of sin known. I use these items in research and teaching so that when confronted with similar items a True Christian™ will recognize and learn to protect themselves with the Armor Of Jesus. Granted my collection is a pale shadow compared to the collections of certain other senior Pastors here but my building is a pretty good start.
I believe in my heart of hearts that this doll is completely necessary in my work. I would like to ask any of the Pastors here who may have one of these filthy dolls in their teaching room or ideally an unopened extra one they could sell me or donate to me I would be mighty obliged. I cant wait to get my hands on one so I can use it as an example!
Thanks and YIC,
Pastor Marshall
Wiseman Compound
As you all may know, I have on my property a warehouse full of the most vile examples of sin known. I use these items in research and teaching so that when confronted with similar items a True Christian™ will recognize and learn to protect themselves with the Armor Of Jesus. Granted my collection is a pale shadow compared to the collections of certain other senior Pastors here but my building is a pretty good start.
I believe in my heart of hearts that this doll is completely necessary in my work. I would like to ask any of the Pastors here who may have one of these filthy dolls in their teaching room or ideally an unopened extra one they could sell me or donate to me I would be mighty obliged. I cant wait to get my hands on one so I can use it as an example!
Thanks and YIC,
Pastor Marshall
Wiseman Compound