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  • wait_what
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    • Mar 2011
    • 592
    #1

    Papist Outreach Program

    I know I am not a True Christian, but I would like to recommend a new program for the LBC to hold in Freehold and across communes throughout the world.

    This will be the Papist Outreach Program

    It's mission will be simple. Keep all children under the age of 18 out of the reach of Papists worldwide.


    What do you think?
    The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
    Give her a shovel.
    Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
    19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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    • Living_Water
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      • Mar 2011
      • 151
      #2
      Re: Papist Outreach Program

      Originally posted by wait_what View Post
      It's mission will be simple. Keep all children under the age of 18 out of the reach of Papists worldwide.

      What do you think?
      How would you accomplish this?
      I suggest shortening the reach of catlick priests (preferebly using axes).
      Revelation 22:1:
      And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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        • wait_what
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          • Mar 2011
          • 592
          #3
          Re: Papist Outreach Program

          Originally posted by Living_Water View Post
          How would you accomplish this?
          I suggest shortening the reach of catlick priests (preferebly using axes).
          Not only is this a great idea, but scripturally relevant with Matthew 18:8, Matthew 5:30, and Mark 9:43

          Thank You LW!
          The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
          Give her a shovel.
          Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
          19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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