Queer caveman confirms Earth is only 6000 years old!

[Faith_Machine]

Earliest Known Sodomist Discovered

The male body – said to date back to between 2900-2500BC – was discovered buried in a way normally reserved only for women of the Corded Ware culture in the Copper Age...

Normally the mainstream media buys into the fantasy that our planet is millions of years old, with monkeys turning into men 40,000 to 100,000 years ago. Therefore, I am heartened to see this limey publication referring to this 2900BC pole-smoker as a cave man, thus tacitly acknowledging what we already know, which is that the Earth itself can not be older than 6000 years.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Queer caveman confirms Earth is only 6000 years old!

Earliest Known Sodomist Discovered




Normally the mainstream media buys into the fantasy that our planet is millions of years old, with monkeys turning into men 40,000 to 100,000 years ago. Therefore, I am heartened to see this limey publication referring to this 2900BC pole-smoker as a cave man, thus tacitly acknowledging what we already know, which is that the Earth itself can not be older than 6000 years.

It was sad to see a false favorable portrayal of this homer. His head was turned the wrong way because God killed him by breaking his neck.

I wish they would consult with real authorities on these matters before publishing this kind of stuff.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Queer caveman confirms Earth is only 6000 years old!

Mayor Hold, isn't it possible these "Corded Ware culture" libertines intentionally buried this sissy in such a way as to honor his warped lifestyle choice?

This would be consistent with the fact that the Corded Ware culture obviously never went anywhere. Perhaps if those people had spent more time honoring God and less time honoring gay sex, maybe He would not have smote them, and we'd all be speaking Corded Warese to this day.