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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    God gives Onanist what he deserves!

    Man Watching Porn Catches Fire



    A man was hospitalized Wednesday evening with life-threatening, third-degree burns after catching fire inside a San Francisco porn store, authorities told CBS 5.

    The fire occurred at an adult arcade at Sixth and Mission streets just after 6 p.m.

    Police officers across the street from the porn shop saw a man run out the front door of the store “engulfed in flames,” an SFPD spokesman said.

    Some firefighters who happened to be about a block away at the time were immediately summoned and extinguished the flames.

    Arson investigators said it was not exactly clear how the man caught fire. Police indicated he had apparently been watching videos in a private booth when the fire ignited.




    Speaking as somebody whose porn addiction caused him to patronize that particular establishment, Don's of Sixth Street, on numerous occasions over the years, I can only say "Hallelujah," and thank our Lord for getting me out of that sinful lifestyle with my naughty bits intact and uncooked!



    Ephesians 2:8

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  • Two-Dollar Bill
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 532

    #2
    Re: God gives Onanist what he deserves!

    Slightly out of context, but it works well on its own here:

    Exodus 29:14 "But the flesh of the bullock, and his skin, and his dung, shalt thou burn with fire without the camp: it is a sin offering."
    Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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    • Forest Spirit
      Unsaved trash, Repulsive pervert
      Investigation Ongoing
      • Dec 2009
      • 153

      #3
      Re: God gives Onanist what he deserves!

      This is so strange!! I was literally walking across Sixth street last night after eating a veggie taco at Taqueria Cancun and I walked right past this scene. There were fire trucks in the streets and the locals were all chatting about a crack head on fire. he was probably smoking crack in the porno booth.
      Dog's are mans best friend .

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: God gives Onanist what he deserves!

        Originally posted by Forest Spirit View Post
        This is so strange!! I was literally walking across Sixth street last night after eating a veggie taco at Taqueria Cancun and I walked right past this scene. There were fire trucks in the streets and the locals were all chatting about a crack head on fire. he was probably smoking crack in the porno booth.
        Life-threatening third degree burns from a little crack pipe?

        What was he wearing, a gallon of gasoline?
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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: God gives Onanist what he deserves!

          Let's hope the young man finds GOD after he got a good taste of HELL fire.
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