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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    The Evil-lutionists are becoming more blatant!

    Scientists name imaginary creature in honor of demons





    A newly-discovered species of dinosaur, the pint-size daemonosaurus chauliodus, finally plugs the evolutionary gap between the predators of the Triassic period, and the theropods of the Cretaceous period.

    Daemonosaurus is a small, buck-toothed lizard with giant eyes. While paleontologists have only discovered the head and neck of the creature, it's likely that it was about the size of a dog and walked on its rear legs.

    His name comes from a trio of greek words -- "daimon" meaning evil spirit (because the bones were found in the Ghost Ranch fossil site in New Mexico), "sauros" meaning lizard and "chauliodus", which is derived from buck-tooothed...
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  • Twiggy
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    • Apr 2011
    • 136

    #2
    Re: The Evil-lutionists are becoming more blatant!

    That's really exciting isn't it?

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: The Evil-lutionists are becoming more blatant!

      Why should I be excited about somebody finding a turkey head, fantasizing that it's a dinosaur, and naming it in honor of the demons they worship?
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      • Pure_Angel
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        • Apr 2011
        • 294

        #4
        Re: The Evil-lutionists are becoming more blatant!

        Faith_Machine, that picture really scared me. I am so happy that theese things aren't real and have never exsisted other than in the minds of lunatics and scientists.
        And by the way, what kind of a name is Daimonsaurus? It sounds ridicoulous.

        Yours in Christ
        Elisabeth
        Proverbs 14:1

        Every wise woman buildeth her house:
        but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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        • BelieverInGod
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          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #5
          Re: The Evil-lutionists are becoming more blatant!

          It's a dragon, like all the other "dinosaurs", nothing really special about them.
          Drama queen

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
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            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: The Evil-lutionists are becoming more blatant!

            I think it's just a demonized goose.

            I been bitten by one of those lil varmits before. They have sharp teeth!
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            • BelieverInGod
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              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: The Evil-lutionists are becoming more blatant!

              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
              I think it's just a demonized goose.

              I been bitten by one of those lil varmits before. They have sharp teeth!
              You may be right, I didn't notice the nickle in the picture before. Geese are evil monsters.

              But of course they have to paint it different colors and call it something else.
              Drama queen

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