[Remy Lebeau]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

Far be it from me to point out the obvious, but what's a negroidal doing with a fleet of planes?

And worse yet, why are they idle?

- Gun running a little slow this time of year?

- Drug shipments a little slow?

- Not enough illegal messicans can afford the freight to cross the border?

- South of the border watermelons not yet ripe?

Huh? Come again?

[HTannor]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

Huh? Come again?

Oh, no!

Brother Remy, I must offer my most sincere apology.

When I discovered your post, I was shocked, shoked(!), I tell you, to find that someone had sneaked into my chambers, found my computer still turned on, and posted that disgusting accusation about your fleet of aircraft.

I have admonished the maintenance staff about leaving my chambers unlocked. Granted, the leader of the crew doesn't speak American all that well, but he'll have time to think about during the next 30 days sitting in stir.

What's worse is that I really appreciate the plane and pilot you loaned me last weekend for my fact-finding trip on the homer influence in Atlantic City casinos. I certainly hope this won't have an impact on next week's trip to Nevada where I hope to expose transvestites in the Las Vegas Showgirl's Union.

Please don't think poorly of me for this unfortunate incident. I hope to make up for it by bringing you a souvenir DVD of the white tiger attack on Siegfried (or Roy, I can't remember which).

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

Oh, no!

Brother Remy, I must offer my most sincere apology.

When I discovered your post, I was shocked, shoked(!), I tell you, to find that someone had sneaked into my chambers, found my computer still turned on, and posted that disgusting accusation about your fleet of aircraft.

Translation:

I was a little "tired and emotional" yesterday and I have no memory of large parts of the day. I may have said things I now regret.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

We still have not heard anything about Macaroni

That girl needs to be Saved®. I have a few private planes that can fly down to Mexico and pick your cousin up. Oh, and I guess you can come along too.

¿¿My harlot cousin Macarena??
Why are you so ineterst on her!?
At least I WANT to be safed - she is just a girl who want a free ride for the laughs! She isn't even cristian!

But if you think she's a potentially safed cristian girl of future.....

I think she sayed me she was sending you her msn or somethings. No?

And thank for invite me too!

YIC, Mari

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

¿¿My harlot cousin Macarena??
Why are you so ineterst on her!?

Don't you want to see your cousin Saved®? Where is your Christian compassion?

It is the harlots, the dirty little sluts who'll do anything, the kinda stuff a decent True Christian wife wouldn't dare do, with insatiable sexual appetites, skimpy dress and no gag reflex that need our attention the most. The pastor are always frequenting dens of depravity to reach out to this poor lost souls and fill with with The Glory© of Christ. Just because Macaroni lives in godless Mexico with other godless catlick beaners does not mean she should be denied our help.

I'll be anticipating her response.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

María, if you will be in the United States soon, would this be an appropriate time for me to contact your father and formally request his permission to begin courting you?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

María, if you will be in the United States soon, would this be an appropriate time for me to contact your father and formally request his permission to begin courting you?

courting

re. Mrs McUinnean:
I'm sure that she will find something to do thwarting Satan's meretricious wiles, his futile strategems & his impotent
(yet cunning) stunts, while you are away

[Faith_Machine]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

While who is away? I don't understand. You do realize, I hope, that I live in the United States, which Maria will soon be visiting?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

María, if you will be in the United States soon, would this be an appropriate time for me to contact your father and formally request his permission to begin courting you?

My father is a Jehová's Witness (still). I am not.
I am responsable for myselve, not my father. If someone want get to know me then that is what must they do.

Is ME what decide who I see, no my father.

YIC, Mari.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

I see. I just wanted to make sure that you and your family know that my intentions are honorable.

[tiempo]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

There is dolphins swiming whit me. They help push and gentle move me around and towards the ligght so my body is get warmer and more happy.

I’m an hombre just down the road from you in Murcia, so if you like I will come up.

You had a vision of dolphins, which also have warm, sweet, throbbing blood. You will see from the following meticulous research that your dream could be a revelation of the Day of Atonement.

http://www.bible-codes.org/bible-code-river_of_blood.htm

You also dreamed of being cleansed in water, and in telling us of this Day and Christ’s great Sacrifice the Word of the Lord also speaks of divers washings – Hebrews 9:10.

Coincidence? I think not, but have no wish to get you over-excited with a goose chase and will leave it to those greater than I to advise if you’re ready to come unto Jesus.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

Considering the above 26 posts I am now concerned. Who currently owns Miss Gálvez?

Her father is a Jehovah's Witness i.e. he is a demoniac.

Is Miss Gálvez still his property?

If not, who decides what she will do (and according to God's Law should kill her if she does not comply with his decision)?

1) Whom she marries has nothing to do with what she herself might "think" or "fancy"

2) The Bible is VERY CLEAR AND EXPLICIT on such matters. Miss Gálvez is worth somewhere between 100 shekels and 50 shekels (a few hundred dollars max.) e.g. Deuteronomy 22:19 depending on her condition, just as any woman is. Who gets compensated in the event that some future husband hates her? (Justly hates her I mean, otherwise the husband would incur the penalty.)

3) Is the demoniac father entitled to give her away (or sell her) to anyone?

I understand that she is seeking baptism. I am concerned that any advice I might offer should be Biblically sound. Her opinions are not sound at all, and DIRECTLY CONTRADICT God's clear Commandments. I can read those Commandments in The Bible. So can she.

Either she has not read them, or she has read them, but has rejected them. It is a wife's place to obey AND BE AFRAID OF her husband. Miss Gálvez seems to think that she should choose whom she marries. I very much doubt that she would "choose" a man she was frightened of!

I PETER 3
1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:


Any advice from the Pastoral team would be very welcome. It would be such a tragedy if Miss Gálvez returned to her own vomit (the heretical ways of her family) or was deceived into thinking that she had any authority over her own life (where such an "opinion" differed from what God has communicated to us, in The Bible).

That will land her in Hell.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

2) The Bible is VERY CLEAR AND EXPLICIT on such matters. Miss Gálvez is worth somewhere between 100 shekels and 50 shekels (a few hundred dollars max.) e.g. Deuteronomy 22:19 depending on her condition, just as any woman is. Who gets compensated in the event that some future husband hates her? (Justly hates her I mean, otherwise the husband would incur the penalty.)

Is there no adjustment for inflation over the past 3400 years?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

2) The Bible is VERY CLEAR AND EXPLICIT on such matters. Miss Gálvez is worth somewhere between 100 shekels and 50 shekels (a few hundred dollars max.) e.g. Deuteronomy 22:19 depending on her condition, just as any woman is. Who gets compensated in the event that some future husband hates her? (Justly hates her I mean, otherwise the husband would incur the penalty.)

Is there no adjustment for inflation over the past 3400 years?

Now there are many weights given for the shekel, let us take the lowest of 9g so the lower limit would be 450g, accounts vary as to the metal concerned, either Gold or Silver, let us take the cheaper silver price which today is $49 a gram 450g at $49 is $22,050. So in biblical terms Miss Gálvez is worth at least 22k in US$

[tiempo]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

Now there are many weights given for the shekel, let us take the lowest of 9g so the lower limit would be 450g, accounts vary as to the metal concerned, either Gold or Silver, let us take the cheaper silver price which today is $49 a gram 450g at $49 is $22,050. So in biblical terms Miss Gálvez is worth at least 22k in US$

That’s only 15k euros, sounds reasonable depending on the warranties and handbook. Does the price include taxes?