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I'm still casting about for a good, non-Lutheran church. What do you think about this one?
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Re: Would you recommend attending this Evangelical church?
No because they're obviously using some bastardized Bible
Psalm 16:11 Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore.
Bit of a different understanding, isn't there.Drama queen -
Re: Would you recommend attending this Evangelical church?
Thank you, Believer! You have saved me from a lot of potential confusion.WARNING:
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Re: Would you recommend attending this Evangelical church?
Not only that, but those silly evangelists think slapping cripples actually undoes their parents' sins.The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.Comment
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