Synchonized Swimming - Satanic Lezbean Ritual

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Folks, I was flipping through the channels on my cable TV looking for something GODLY to watch. I came upon synchronized swimming and thought it looked like a nice, wholesome sport with a bunch of nice young ladies.

I settled in, took a sip of tea and began to watch. What I saw HORRIFIED me! I realized that it was some sort of Lezbean Satanic Ritual. All the spreading of the legs and twirling must be some kind of hypnotic dance to attract demons or weak men to impregnate them!

I REBUKED them in the name of JESUS and turned the TV off and ran out of the room in case any demons escaped from the TV and into my living room!

I'm also concerned about the bathing caps with the large flower on them they wear. I think it is some sort of symbol that there hoo haa's are "open for business."

Thoughts?

[Sophia Chipman]

Re: Synchonized Swimming - Satanic Lezbean Ritual

That is horrifying and disgusting sounding.

[Nobar King]

Re: Synchonized Swimming - Satanic Lezbean Ritual

Can someone please explain to me how a woman swimming in a bathing suit= a movie? She's not even acting, she's just swimming. It's not much more than an exercise video, except you don't watch those when you swim.

How come they're playing her off as a mermaid? She doesn't even have a fake mermaid tail.

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Synchonized Swimming - Satanic Lezbean Ritual

Darryl Hannah, now that was a MERMAID!!!

She wasn't a lesbot, but these ones are!!!

[HTannor]

Re: Synchonized Swimming - Satanic Lezbean Ritual

Darryl Hannah, now that was a MERMAID!!!

She wasn't a lesbot, but these ones are!!!

Dr. Zaius! I'm just shocked you posted that! That is one of the most terrible lezbo mating rituals I've ever seen.

I'm not kidding! I've seen hundreds of videos like that and am appalled by the homo-erotic nature of them. I slow them down and do a frame-by-frame examination for research purposes and I consider myself to be an expert on the subject.

The bumping up to each other part just turned my stomach. I've saved that video to my hard drive and will review it several more times. But, I'm pretty sure my opinion won't change.

[Neighborly Nick]

Re: Synchonized Swimming - Satanic Lezbean Ritual

Dr. Zaius! I'm just shocked you posted that! That is one of the most terrible lezbo mating rituals I've ever seen.

I'm not kidding! I've seen hundreds of videos like that and am appalled by the homo-erotic nature of them. I slow them down and do a frame-by-frame examination for research purposes and I consider myself to be an expert on the subject.

The bumping up to each other part just turned my stomach. I've saved that video to my hard drive and will review it several more times. But, I'm pretty sure my opinion won't change.

It is true that to destroy our enemies we must first learn their weaknesses. I commend you on a job well done and hope that your research is fruitful and leads to a way in which we may on day exterminate these lesbian creatures.

[HTannor]

Re: Synchonized Swimming - Satanic Lezbean Ritual

It is true that to destroy our enemies we must first learn their weaknesses. I commend you on a job well done and hope that your research is fruitful and leads to a way in which we may on day exterminate these lesbian creatures.

Thank you, I think.

I can't help note that you're a canuckistani and wonder what you would know about unfrozen water and mermaids.

However, since you were so polite and perceptive in your response, you may well be on the way on the road to respect among us. Keep up the good work.