[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

It is my understanding that "Mopar" is a contraction of the words "homo" and "partake." It is a code word to communicate the message, "I partake in homosexuality."

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

Further proof that (HO)MOPAR fanatics would gladly throw a gallon of Hi-Test in the face of Baby Jesus.



The lead singer/guitarist is obviously demon-possessed, the name of the group (Screaming Blue MESSIAHS???) is godmocking at its most vile, and the song title is "Jesus Chrysler Drives a Dodge."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

It looks like they have about five people in the audience. I guess there must have been a dope famine going on when they shot that video.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

I would just like to update this thread with my latest, shocking findings. I'm sure many of you have long suspected Chrysler might not be the only car company bought and paid for by a pact with the devil.

You would be correct.

Submitted for your consideration is Mazda Motor Corporation, makers of the quintessential gay motoring icon, the Miata.



Automakers like Chrysler at least try to obfuscate their ties to ancient occult beliefs by hiding behind all-American imagery and ideals. Not so with our slanty-eyed friends at Mazda. To their credit, I suppose, they lay it all out on the table by including the name of their Satanic deity right there in the company's name.

Which Satanic deity would that be? I'm glad you asked! Say hello to Ahura Mazda, the Captain Howdy of ancient Iran:

Ahura Mazdā (also known as Ohrmazd, Ahuramazda, Hourmazd, Hormazd, Hurmuz, Aramazd and Azzandara) is the Avestan name for a divinity of the Old Iranian religion who was proclaimed the uncreated God by Zoroaster, the founder of Zoroastrianism. Ahura Mazda is described as the highest deity of worship in Zoroastrianism, along with being the first and most frequently invoked deity in the Yasna. The word Ahura means light and Mazda means wisdom. Thus Ahura Mazda is the lord of light and wisdom.

Hmmm...

Who else do we know of who is commonly referred to as a lord of light or a light bringer? I seem to recall a certain bad guy in the Bible being referred to with those terms.

Lest you think the connection between Ahura Mazda and Mazda Motor Company is merely superficial, let's have a look at a typical representation of this Zoroastrian devil:



Compare this now to the stylized pair of wings which adorn Mazda's current logo:




Case closed!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

Breaking news: God has clearly removed His hand of protection from Chrysler products and their drivers, as Jeep Wranglers (made by Chrysler) are bursting into flames left and right!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

Boy, those Satan worshipers at Chrysler Corporation just don't quit. Their latest affront to God has come in the form of a two-pronged attack, their 2015 Dodge Charger Hellcat and Dodge Challenger Hellcat, both of which bear this disturbing, demonic cat emblem:



They even put their devil cat next to your speedometer, as if to serve as a constant reminder that your dark lord and master, Satan, wants you to go fast:




Both Hellcat models are equipped with 707 horsepower engines, and the four-door Charger Hellcat is therefore the most powerful production sedan you can buy.

The message is clear: Chrysler seeks to drive home the notion that there is no power anywhere that can exceed the might of Satan.


I will soon craft an online petition urging Godly Chevrolet to release a 708 horsepower Camaro, and I trust all of you will join me in signing that petition.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

I hate to say "I told you so," but the cabal of Satanists who run Chrysler Corporation are once again publicly flaunting their hatred for God.

Lest anybody doubt their obsession with Satanic imagery, Chrysler has announced a new model for 2018, a revival of the Dodge Demon.

This is just so unspeakably sad, but not at all surprising. I've been to a few "modern MOPAR" meet-up events, and it's been my observation that Chrysler and Dodge enthusiasts have very poor impulse control. You can tell because they're all overweight.

And gluttony is just about the least Godly trait I can imagine. Bunch of overweight, devil-worshiping libertines.