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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049

    #1

    Frog Police Insist on Working While Drunk!

    Syphilitic French Riot Cops Threaten Strike Over Alcohol Ban

    The CRS (Republican Security Companies), which made its name quelling student demonstrators during nationwide disturbances in 1968, has always enjoyed a glass of beer or wine with its meals.

    However, following photos of riot police drinking bottles of beer during Paris street protest, police chiefs have decided to put an end to the tradition.

    They were wearing body armour and carrying weapons as they sipped from beer and wine bottles. Some were also smoking.

    Didier Mangione, national secretary of the police union, said bosses were "trying to turn us into priests, but without the altar wine".

    "Nobody should object to a small drink on jobs," he said. "CRS officers do not have any more or less alcohol problems than anybody else in society. They should be allowed to drink in moderation."



    No, if they were trying to turn you into priests, I'm sure there'd be altar boys involved.

    The Bible's stance on drunkenness is very clear:

    Ephesians 5:18

    And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;

    Proverbs 20:1

    Wine [is] a mocker, strong drink [is] raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.

    I am curious, though, to know what our Landover pastors might say about the ESV interpretation of the above verse. Obviously the ESV is not the KJV 1611, but its phrasing does, perhaps provide some justification for continued wine-swilling by the frog cops:

    Proverbs 20:1

    Wine is a mocker, strong drink a brawler, and whoever is led astray by it is not wise.

    The article says those riot cops made a name for themselves by cracking the heads of filthy hippie protesters in the late 1960s. That surely pleased the Lord, and who knows, maybe a little vino might be appropriate if it gets those boys in the mood to properly brawl with the illegitimate, red-diaper, doper babies of those hippies?


    Just a thought.
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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Frog Police Insist on Working While Drunk!

    I see no problem with having an Old Milwaukee or six with lunch, but with the French it is a different story. Since everyone born in France has a propensity for gay activity, if you get them drunk they will have anal sex with eachother. This sort of behavior has to be stopped. France is the gayest country in Europe, and that is saying a lot. With even the smallest amount of alcohol, the French lose control of their precariously balanced libidos and begin fornicating with eachother. It doesn't matter if they're wearing body armor, or if it's in the middle of a riot. They can't be trusted with the stuff.
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    • wait_what
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2011
      • 592

      #3
      Re: Frog Police Insist on Working While Drunk!

      I have to agree with Billy Bob. Even if they were cracking the heads of some well deserving hippies it wasn't for the right reasons. They wanted new sodomy partners so they could give more AIDS out.
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      19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14226

        #4
        Re: Frog Police Insist on Working While Drunk!

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        I see no problem with having an Old Milwaukee or six with lunch, but with the French it is a different story. Since everyone born in France has a propensity for
        gay activity, if you get them drunk they will have anal
        sex with each other. This sort of
        behavior has to be stopped. France is the gayest country in Europe... With even the smallest amount of alcohol, the French lose
        control of their precariously balanced libidos and begin fornicating with each other. It doesn't matter if they're wearing body armor, or if it's in the middle of a riot. They can't be trusted with the stuff.
        Originally reported in that Telegraph piece
        "Our right to drink alcohol with our food is protected by the law and our members are very unhappy at being treated like children," Mr Mangione added.
        Typical papists

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