Crackpottery from Spiritualist Idiots

[One-eyed Jack]

Recently a Unitarian Universalist recommended we visit BeliefNet's forum to ask questions about his brand of crackpot superstition. I have been witnessing to the Lord a bit over there, and have found it infested with non-thinkers, goofballs, and fruitcakes nuttier than any made by my Aunt Bertha-Rae.

Here is a great exchange from a thread titled "Transforming Real Estate Energy".

Fruitloop1: "Due to the recent growth in my spiritual awareness, I've become aware that this house (or the property on which it stands) has accumulated some really bad karma, due to negative occurrences -- possibly even murder...Anyway, that's what I feel when I open my senses... that there's a great sadness and lack of forgiveness here..."

Fruitloop2: "When cleasnisng a house I use sage, and also sea salt in the corners of my rooms and just ask God and the Angels to protect this house from all negitive vibes."

Fruitloop3: "...I do believe we can do clearing and cleansing with our minds the use of sage in clearing ourselves or a place of negative energy brings more senses into play. Sage and cedar are burned to clear out negative energy (and spirits). Sweetgrass is used to attract good spirits. I found the following link which explains more...."

Fruitloop1 responds: "I lit a white candle inside my Mary candleholder last night, and afterwards I slept better than I have in several days -- so I think we're on the right track here!"

Fruitloop2 responds: "I'd say a white candle just because a white candle can be used for any type of candle magic. Although other colors will be for specific intentions. Example: burn a green candle for abundance and prosperity..."

Jeezo catfish, Jenny! These loons are mixing God and angels with faux-medieval herbalism, Mary-worship, and new-age candle rituals in a sort of watcha-got stew of superstitious nonsense.

O Lord, I pray: bring the LIGHT of Your immaculate revelation to these wandering goonybirds. Make straight their tangled brains! Make clear their mooncalf eyeballs, that they may see Your great Creation as it really is! Set their staggering feet on the straight path to the Strait Gate of Your mighty SALVATION!

Lest they harvest the WRATH of disobedience!

Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. Ephesians 5:6

~~ OEJ

[SUV]

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Why can't they all just go get themselves $avED, Brother Jack? That's all I want to know!

[Brother Cletus]

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Brother Jack, after that crazy Unitarian Unicyclist left that link to his forum, I visited it too. I tell ya, I haven't seen so much unGodly, satanic, and whorish nonsense since the 2006 Congressional elections.

Those Unitarian Unicyclists accept everybody into their "church" regardless of what they believe. Atheists, Communists, Demoncrats, Wickedans, Satanists, and every other hellbound looney tune they can huckster in. The fact that the Unitarian Universalist Association has officially endorsed the theory of evilution just goes to show that they'll believe any superstition that just happens along. Since they don't stand for anything, they fall for everything!

[Nobar King]

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I bet they don't accept Baptists.

[One-eyed Jack]

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I dunno. I registered as "no religious preference" in order to bypass any unrighteous religious discrimination their unholy board might implement.

It's a matter of time before my witnessing to the Lord gets me banned, I expect.

~~ OEJ

[SUV]

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In fact, Brother Jack, in homage to our Dear, Departed Brother the Crabmangler ("God Rest His Soul") I would even term them as "idioits."

[lord warrior]

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uitloop2: "When cleasnisng a house I use sage, and also sea salt in the corners of my rooms and just ask God and the Angels to protect this house from all negitive vibes."

Fruitloop3: "...I do believe we can do clearing and cleansing with our minds the use of sage in clearing ourselves or a place of negative energy brings more senses into play. Sage and cedar are burned to clear out negative energy (and spirits). Sweetgrass is used to attract good spirits. I found the following link which explains more...."

Oh, lets burn some weeds and the devil will go away. Well I have always thought stupid people should burn in hell. Hey maybe they can take some of that sage and burn it for the evil one, I'm sure he will throw them out of hell in fear.

[One-eyed Jack]

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Lord Jesus help them, here is another doozy.

Pervert 1: "Heylo aybody here A Furry? I ish a gay furry I want to makea fwend with someone ^^ cubbyhug"

Pervert 2: "Gay Furry Yiffing is an Alternative Sexuality. Not just gay, which is rather mainstream, but has the play aspect of Furryism (different from BDSM role-play). Cubbycub, be happy to discuss this topic with you."

Pervert 3: "I actually was seeing a furry for a brief time. He was a wolf fur, and he actually spent a couple thousand dollars having a fursuit custom made. I personally am not a furry, but I am gay, so that's a start."

Crazy Person: "Furries are the people who have ruined werewolves and cartoons for everyone. Nuff said. P.S: Raptor Jesus is not a furry. He is scaly."

Pure goofy nutcakery.

This is an evil among all things that are done under the sun, that there is one event unto all: yea, also the heart of the sons of men is full of evil, and madness is in their heart while they live, and after that they go to the dead. Ecclesiastes 9:3

~~ OEJ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Deuteronomy 13:6-10
"If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die."

2 John 1:7
"For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist."

[lilith]

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Oh, lets burn some weeds and the devil will go away. Well I have always thought stupid people should burn in hell. Hey maybe they can take some of that sage and burn it for the evil one, I'm sure he will throw them out of hell in fear.

Hey don't knock it - its damned handy for getting rid of unwanted Christians!

[Brother McGregor]

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Recently a Unitarian Universalist recommended we visit BeliefNet's forum to ask questions about his brand of crackpot superstition. I have been witnessing to the Lord a bit over there, and have found it infested with non-thinkers, goofballs, and fruitcakes nuttier than any made by my Aunt Bertha-Rae.

Here is a great exchange from a thread titled "Transforming Real Estate Energy".

Fruitloop1: "Due to the recent growth in my spiritual awareness, I've become aware that this house (or the property on which it stands) has accumulated some really bad karma, due to negative occurrences -- possibly even murder...Anyway, that's what I feel when I open my senses... that there's a great sadness and lack of forgiveness here..."

Fruitloop2: "When cleasnisng a house I use sage, and also sea salt in the corners of my rooms and just ask God and the Angels to protect this house from all negitive vibes."

Fruitloop3: "...I do believe we can do clearing and cleansing with our minds the use of sage in clearing ourselves or a place of negative energy brings more senses into play. Sage and cedar are burned to clear out negative energy (and spirits). Sweetgrass is used to attract good spirits. I found the following link which explains more...."

Fruitloop1 responds: "I lit a white candle inside my Mary candleholder last night, and afterwards I slept better than I have in several days -- so I think we're on the right track here!"

Fruitloop2 responds: "I'd say a white candle just because a white candle can be used for any type of candle magic. Although other colors will be for specific intentions. Example: burn a green candle for abundance and prosperity..."

Jeezo catfish, Jenny! These loons are mixing God and angels with faux-medieval herbalism, Mary-worship, and new-age candle rituals in a sort of watcha-got stew of superstitious nonsense.

O Lord, I pray: bring the LIGHT of Your immaculate revelation to these wandering goonybirds. Make straight their tangled brains! Make clear their mooncalf eyeballs, that they may see Your great Creation as it really is! Set their staggering feet on the straight path to the Strait Gate of Your mighty SALVATION!

Lest they harvest the WRATH of disobedience!

Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. Ephesians 5:6

~~ OEJ

Sometimes doing the Lord's work is just so thankless Dear 1 eye. It would be one thing if these people had even the slightest notion of our Lord's words *with it supposedly being a Christian website and everything* but this just proves what we have known all along...Unitarians are lunitarians.

YIC