Allow me to share with you our Seven Sacraments (We see your baptisms and marriages as valid)
1. Baptism (Just like your baptisms (we see yours as valid), only we frequently baptize babies-if you did that more, you wouldn't have to moan and groan about them being cast in hell like they were some sort of serial killers)
2. Confirmation (Usually administered by a bishop, it completes the initiation started at Baptism-some say it's the Christian equivalent of a bar mitzvah)
3. Eucharist (receive Jesus-body, blood, soul, and divinity-under the appearances of bread and wine...you calling it the death cookie is pure blasphemy, and Jack Chick is a liar with hate in his heart)
4. Reconciliation (Often called confession or penance, the penitent confesses his or her sins to the priest, who gives an appropriate penance and absolves the person)
5. Anointing of the Sick (often incorrectly called "last rites," this sacrament restores spiritual and in a few cases physical health to the person)
6. Holy Orders (Ordination the diaconate (deacon), presbyterate (priest), or episcopate (bishop)...Some say it can only be received once, but priests are ordained twice and bishops are three times)
7. Matrimony (We see it as a Godly, lifelong union)
Which of these come closest to being valid enough for you?
1. Baptism (Just like your baptisms (we see yours as valid), only we frequently baptize babies-if you did that more, you wouldn't have to moan and groan about them being cast in hell like they were some sort of serial killers)
2. Confirmation (Usually administered by a bishop, it completes the initiation started at Baptism-some say it's the Christian equivalent of a bar mitzvah)
3. Eucharist (receive Jesus-body, blood, soul, and divinity-under the appearances of bread and wine...you calling it the death cookie is pure blasphemy, and Jack Chick is a liar with hate in his heart)
4. Reconciliation (Often called confession or penance, the penitent confesses his or her sins to the priest, who gives an appropriate penance and absolves the person)
5. Anointing of the Sick (often incorrectly called "last rites," this sacrament restores spiritual and in a few cases physical health to the person)
6. Holy Orders (Ordination the diaconate (deacon), presbyterate (priest), or episcopate (bishop)...Some say it can only be received once, but priests are ordained twice and bishops are three times)
7. Matrimony (We see it as a Godly, lifelong union)
Which of these come closest to being valid enough for you?




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