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  • narrowpathy
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    • Jan 2008
    • 318
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    A question concerning the Godly marriage

    """" Christian teaching is that you cannot follow different leaders - you will hate one and love another. So it is in marriage. A woman cannot have two husbands because she cannot follow two leaders. A man can have two wives because it is perfectly possible to lead more than one person. """"

    If a man rapes a virgin, then he is to pay the father of the ex-virgin and take the woman as his wife. If a bunch of guys rape a virgin, are they to pay the father of the ex-virgin and take that woman as their wife?
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    If a platoon of Godly American soldiers of African origin kill the husband of some Somalian woman and rape his widow, do they all have to keep that woman as their sex-slave?
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    • Roberta
      Anti La Leche League Organizer
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 1817
      #2
      Re: A question concerning the Godly marriage

      Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
      """" Christian teaching is that you cannot follow different leaders - you will hate one and love another. So it is in marriage. A woman cannot have two husbands because she cannot follow two leaders. A man can have two wives because it is perfectly possible to lead more than one person. """"

      If a man rapes a virgin, then he is to pay the father of the ex-virgin and take the woman as his wife. If a bunch of guys rape a virgin, are they to pay the father of the ex-virgin and take that woman as their wife?
      ----
      If a platoon of Godly American soldiers of African origin kill the husband of some Somalian woman and rape his widow, do they all have to keep that woman as their sex-slave?
      You sound like a follower of Brig Young. He raped 48 girls and married them.

      Are you voting for Romney? I am investing in magic underwear stock.
      Come climb my mountains.

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        • Rev. Dr. Davidson
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2007
          • 1439
          #3
          Re: A question concerning the Godly marriage

          An interesting question. I would have to research some, but from my knowledge the one who initiated the group-sex activities (the first one to penetrate the girl) would have to pay fifty shekels to the father and take the girl as his wife. The others would then be stoned to death, followed by the girl for luring more than one man to her bed.

          Remember, if not for the girl's wanton, sinful ways; those men would not have been in that position in the first place.
          "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
          (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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            • JennyD
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              • Dec 2007
              • 9567
              #4
              Re: A question concerning the Godly marriage

              That sounds quite right, Brother Davidson!
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: A question concerning the Godly marriage

                  Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                  An interesting question. I would have to research some, but from my knowledge the one who initiated the group-sex activities (the first one to penetrate the girl) would have to pay fifty shekels to the father and take the girl as his wife. The others would then be stoned to death, followed by the girl for luring more than one man to her bed.

                  Remember, if not for the girl's wanton, sinful ways; those men would not have been in that position in the first place.
                  Praise Jesus! A very wise answer, and one I have been waiting to hear for some time now. It seems that I'll need to call another Intense Bible Study Men's Circle Weekend soon....

                  It is good to see you back, Brother Rev. Doctor! I see you are in top form!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1439
                      #6
                      Re: A question concerning the Godly marriage

                      I am happy to be back. I have been pursuing a political career.
                      "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                      (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: A question concerning the Godly marriage

                          Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                          I am happy to be back. I have been pursuing a political career.
                          Glory!! Several of our True Christian™ Brothers and sisters have been out "stumping for uncle Huck" lately.

                          Any man who would admit to cooking up a squirrel in a popcorn popper is alright with me.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 1439
                              #8
                              Re: A question concerning the Godly marriage

                              Any man who can use one of those new-fangled "air poppers" to cook a squirrel is to be admired. The trick would be getting the small animal to cook evenly.

                              I'm still partial to roasting on an open fire, but I can see using a popcorn popper in a pinch.

                              Still, I must contact Mr. Huckabee soon. I'll continue this discussion in the appropriate thread.
                              "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                              (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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