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  • Sodomites are Worse Than Hitler!

    Nowadays everyday people are under a lot of pressure from the liberal media to engage in sodomy or unnatural sex, such as bestiality and anal sex. Since I am absolutely disgusted by sodomy in any form, I have dedicated my life to eradicating it from the face of the planet.

    I believe the best way to prevent sodomy is through a theocratic dictatorship, such as the one we strive to achieve through the Republican Party, God bless. In the meantime, however, we will have to settle for the second best method, which is awareness of the KJV Bible.

    The main reason people engage in sodomy is because they hate God and want to taunt Him. If you think about it, committing sodomy is no different than raping the baby Jesus right in the manger while Mary looks on helplessly!

    God makes it abundantly clear in His Word©, the KJV Bible, that sodomy, any form of unnatural sex, is expressly forbidden! Those who engage in sodomy with animals are to receive the death penalty, according to His express dictum:

    Exodus 22:1919Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

    All atheists are potential rapists, most of them seasoned. We all know this. But what you may not know is that atheists prefer gay anal rape because it is forbidden by God! God tells us that gay anal rape is worse than regular rape:

    Genesis 19:5-8 (King James Version)
    5And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
    6And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
    7And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
    8Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.

    When you commit sodomy, you slaughter billions of microscopic souls called “sperm cells”, each of them worth a half of a human being. This is worse than Hitler killing a few measley Jews (especially since sperm cells didn’t kill Jesus!)

    Exodus 20:1313Thou shalt not kill.

    We all know that God hates magic, but He will put a curse on you if you commit sodomy with an animal, whether it is wild or domesticated.

    Deuteronomy 27:2121Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.

    God will make you homeless, if you commit sodomy!

    2 Kings 23:77And he brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

    God will make you want to have sodomy, if you have sodomy, just so He can send you to Hell for it!

    Romans 1:2424Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
    Romans 1:2626For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

    And you will go to Hell for commiting sodomy, where Satan will sodomize you eternally, blasting your insides with sizzling six hundred degree demon semen! No sodomite will enter the Kingdom of Heaven!

    1 Corinthians 6:99Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
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    Re: Sodomites are Worse Than Hitler!

    Hitler did the best he could to halt the spread of typhus at his labor camps. Shaving the heads of his prisoners, cremating the dead; these were measures against Jew filth that sadly proved insufficient, but for no lack of trying; he was a compassionate man. A stern man, certainly. One must be stern in the face of such monumental evil. I think it's unfortunate we got involved in the war, because American casualties are really the only blot on his record.

    Of course he would have disdained homosexuals. Nobody is as dirty or destructive as those animals, whose idea of a good time is to squeeze their most disgusting bodily protuberances into other males' most disgusting bodily cavities and grind them around like mortar and pestle. This results in untold disease and also prevents the conception of life. Yes, sodomy is worse than murder, because without life there can be no murder. Nor love, nor hope, nor joy, nor praise of God. It is a sick dead end for people who have lost all sense of what is good. May the lot of them burn.
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    • #3
      Re: Sodomites are Worse Than Hitler!

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      Nowadays everyday people are under a lot of pressure from the liberal media to engage in sodomy or unnatural sex, such as bestiality and anal sex. Since I am absolutely disgusted by sodomy in any form, I have dedicated my life to eradicating it from the face of the planet.

      I believe the best way to prevent sodomy is through a theocratic dictatorship, such as the one we strive to achieve through the Republican Party, God bless. In the meantime, however, we will have to settle for the second best method, which is awareness of the KJV Bible.

      The main reason people engage in sodomy is because they hate God and want to taunt Him. If you think about it, committing sodomy is no different than raping the baby Jesus right in the manger while Mary looks on helplessly!

      God makes it abundantly clear in His Word©, the KJV Bible, that sodomy, any form of unnatural sex, is expressly forbidden! Those who engage in sodomy with animals are to receive the death penalty, according to His express dictum:

      Exodus 22:1919Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

      All atheists are potential rapists, most of them seasoned. We all know this. But what you may not know is that atheists prefer gay anal rape because it is forbidden by God! God tells us that gay anal rape is worse than regular rape:

      Genesis 19:5-8 (King James Version)
      5And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
      6And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
      7And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
      8Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.

      When you commit sodomy, you slaughter billions of microscopic souls called “sperm cells”, each of them worth a half of a human being. This is worse than Hitler killing a few measley Jews (especially since sperm cells didn’t kill Jesus!)

      Exodus 20:1313Thou shalt not kill.

      We all know that God hates magic, but He will put a curse on you if you commit sodomy with an animal, whether it is wild or domesticated.

      Deuteronomy 27:2121Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.

      God will make you homeless, if you commit sodomy!

      2 Kings 23:77And he brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

      God will make you want to have sodomy, if you have sodomy, just so He can send you to Hell for it!

      Romans 1:2424Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
      Romans 1:2626For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

      And you will go to Hell for commiting sodomy, where Satan will sodomize you eternally, blasting your insides with sizzling six hundred degree demon semen! No sodomite will enter the Kingdom of Heaven!

      1 Corinthians 6:99Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
      What are your views on armpit sex? My girlfriend is keen to try out this peculiar sexual practice (Quite common in Guatamala I believe).

      I'm not too sure, too me it seems an affront to God

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        Re: Sodomites are Worse Than Hitler!

        Originally posted by Mister Biscuits View Post
        What are your views on armpit sex? My girlfriend is keen to try out this peculiar sexual practice (Quite common in Guatamala I believe).

        I'm not too sure, too me it seems an affront to God
        I heard someone talking about this before..

        And guess what? It wasn't in scripture!!

        So I'd say no.

        "Forgive him father, for he know's not what he says"
        “He who blesses his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it will be counted a curse to him.” – Proverbs 27:14

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        • #5
          Re: Sodomites are Worse Than Hitler!

          Originally posted by NormanLid View Post
          I heard someone talking about this before..

          And guess what? It wasn't in scripture!!

          So I'd say no.

          "Forgive him father, for he know's not what he says"
          The salient point here is that armpit sex is unnatural sex, which makes it, by definition, sodomy. Therefore it is forbidden and you will burn in Hell for it.
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          • #6
            Re: Sodomites are Worse Than Hitler!

            Do you know that May 1st, the day bin Laden was Killed, is also the day that The Fuhrer was found Dead in Archie's Bunker?

            Coincidence? I think not. Bin Laden was a definite gayBoy and so I suppose they'll try to connect that to poor Mr Adolf as well

            I find the fact that Osama was found cowering in a gay bathhouse rather compelling. Evidence:


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