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Re: God quite likes Spain, yes? NO! NO! NO!
Is that a man in a bikini on the right the old sinner is looking at in the picture of Benidorm? Doesn't seem like a very moral place at all.
Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
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Well people hello again.
I'm no gonna be a categorical here so I ask you a question, but I have got the impresion that despite of Spains' bad things God likes us more than other countrys like UK or Sweden or Finlandia.
But first here are the evidences AGAINST. (You'll see is no very much)
BAD POINTS
1) Is mostly catholic - but they never are go at church, so is no really very catolic, yes?
2) Sex-obsesionate. Spanish guys more, but girls too and TV and magazines and radio and nearly everybody including my harlot cousin Macarena's pet chihuahua is totally like I mean absolute sex-obsesionate, like they are doing the ñacañaca everywhere and is alwasy on TV etc etc etc and every boy what you go have a coffee whit always want that you go in his apartment for see his photo collection or his music collection or they are always whsitleing and say us pretty girls (sorry for no be modest but is true, especially me and my sister Montse, but hey God made us pretty for a reason so I'm no complain) very rude suggestives remarks and I'm like HEY what is WRONG whit this country sometimes but of course this all estarted whit the tourism caused by the English and German and Swiss perverts what came in the 1970s so is no really our fault.
Here vvv are tipical ENGLISH HARLOTS you can see in BENIDORM - not Spanish girls!! These are the esluts what give bad name to Spain!
SO: like we are see, the bad things of Spain are no really our fault, OK?
Now let's look in the GOOD things what make me to think God likes us despite of our trivial little fails:
GOOD POINTS
1) He made Spain so beutifull and gived us the Mediterranean Ocean to enjoy and offer to the World (although it is now very espoiled on Costa Brava and Benidorm cos of all the English and foreigns)
Here is the Alicante costa!
2) Spain was the first country in acept Christianity (OK, was false cult of Rome but was at least a estart, no?)
3) The Spanish Inquisition. (No explication necesary)
4) The weather. God give us best weather in world.
5) General Franco - OK was catolic but he got executions organizated for thousands of comunists and reds and gays and Jews and were always talking about God.
6) Spanish jospitality - is best in world, even the pagan sinners are always very very and I mean very freindly whit foreigns and people.
7) Bullfighting - Spaniards know what animals is for! Like God sayed!
8) Vegetarians - we hate them here, in fact, is nearly impossible to find one!
9) Spanish food - God gave us the best food on the world: Paella, our fantastic salads, Fideuá, Arrós a Banda, Calamares en su Tinta, Empanadas de mu abuela Toñi, fish, Octopus a la Gallega, our wines the best on the world...the list is unend!!!
10) GOD made SPAIN WORLD CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD IN FÚTBOL!!!
Is a reason for everything, no? SO this mean He like Spain a lot! Is obvious.
11) THE PEOPLE: God made Spanish people very freindly always and happy and fiestas..but also generally very attractive for look at. If you compare a foto of group of Englishs or Frenchs or Canadienses and Spaniards...is pretty obvious we are been blessed by God whit the good looks!
SO, conclusion? I think you'll all agree GOD QUITE LIKES SPAIN!
¡Olé! ¡Viva España!
Yes?
YES!!!!
YIC, Mari Juana, la Española
I'm no gonna be a categorical here so I ask you a question, but I have got the impresion that despite of Spains' bad things God likes us more than other countrys like UK or Sweden or Finlandia.
But first here are the evidences AGAINST. (You'll see is no very much)
BAD POINTS
1) Is mostly catholic - but they never are go at church, so is no really very catolic, yes?
2) Sex-obsesionate. Spanish guys more, but girls too and TV and magazines and radio and nearly everybody including my harlot cousin Macarena's pet chihuahua is totally like I mean absolute sex-obsesionate, like they are doing the ñacañaca everywhere and is alwasy on TV etc etc etc and every boy what you go have a coffee whit always want that you go in his apartment for see his photo collection or his music collection or they are always whsitleing and say us pretty girls (sorry for no be modest but is true, especially me and my sister Montse, but hey God made us pretty for a reason so I'm no complain) very rude suggestives remarks and I'm like HEY what is WRONG whit this country sometimes but of course this all estarted whit the tourism caused by the English and German and Swiss perverts what came in the 1970s so is no really our fault.
Here vvv are tipical ENGLISH HARLOTS you can see in BENIDORM - not Spanish girls!! These are the esluts what give bad name to Spain!
SO: like we are see, the bad things of Spain are no really our fault, OK?
Now let's look in the GOOD things what make me to think God likes us despite of our trivial little fails:
GOOD POINTS
1) He made Spain so beutifull and gived us the Mediterranean Ocean to enjoy and offer to the World (although it is now very espoiled on Costa Brava and Benidorm cos of all the English and foreigns)
Here is the Alicante costa!
2) Spain was the first country in acept Christianity (OK, was false cult of Rome but was at least a estart, no?)
3) The Spanish Inquisition. (No explication necesary)
4) The weather. God give us best weather in world.
5) General Franco - OK was catolic but he got executions organizated for thousands of comunists and reds and gays and Jews and were always talking about God.
6) Spanish jospitality - is best in world, even the pagan sinners are always very very and I mean very freindly whit foreigns and people.
7) Bullfighting - Spaniards know what animals is for! Like God sayed!
8) Vegetarians - we hate them here, in fact, is nearly impossible to find one!
9) Spanish food - God gave us the best food on the world: Paella, our fantastic salads, Fideuá, Arrós a Banda, Calamares en su Tinta, Empanadas de mu abuela Toñi, fish, Octopus a la Gallega, our wines the best on the world...the list is unend!!!
10) GOD made SPAIN WORLD CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD IN FÚTBOL!!!
Is a reason for everything, no? SO this mean He like Spain a lot! Is obvious.
11) THE PEOPLE: God made Spanish people very freindly always and happy and fiestas..but also generally very attractive for look at. If you compare a foto of group of Englishs or Frenchs or Canadienses and Spaniards...is pretty obvious we are been blessed by God whit the good looks!
SO, conclusion? I think you'll all agree GOD QUITE LIKES SPAIN!
¡Olé! ¡Viva España!
Yes?
YES!!!!
YIC, Mari Juana, la Española
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