Newfangled Stuff I Don't Like

[Pfc. James Nye]

Talking Negros.

Teevee.

Red Injun Gold Dollars.

Ads for Lady Products.

Why is everything in Spanish.

no operator for the phones, no matter how loud I yell

Japanese hugging robots.

Cars from Space

That box heating my food up somehow

de-odorant

no fibber mcgee on radio

cowboy jeans on women

men spraying stuff on themselves

Irish food not clearly marked

[Pfc. James Nye]

Re: Newfangled Stuff I Don't Like

Hi.

Lots more now I still don't like.

Like new O-lympics with ladies too

People with their doo-dads

no smoking at the picture-show I guess

no more milk trucks drawn by horses

phone book -- why is my name in there, didn't say OK

naked buttox everywhere (men)

[Steve]

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Newfangled thing I don't like that I can't find: Got me an iPhone, iPad, iPod but I can't find an iStungun anywhere.

[Faith_Machine]

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You can get CDs of Fibber McGee and Molly, but it's not the same as being able to hear it on the radio. When I turn on the radio these days it's all garbage: mostly rap singers and commercials.

[Rick Johnson, CEO]

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Flat packed furniture ( especially made by tainted Swedish peoples)

Women out of the kitchen

Firearm laws

Loony liberals

Overpaid scientists and teachers who spread their lies paid for by people like me.

[Faith_Machine]

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California's smog inspection and maintenance program! Used to be you'd buy a new car and the first thing you'd do is knock the catalytic converters out of there and put on a set of headers. Now they'll fine you for doing that!

Don't even get me started on what happened when they found out I was running a racing cam and had been putting lead in my gas tank to prevent the engine from knocking and pinging after I cranked the compression ratio up to 12 to 1!

They claim they want us to drive efficient vehicles, so why do they penalize me for trying to get more power out of each gallon of gas?

[WWJDnow]

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California's smog inspection and maintenance program! Used to be you'd buy a new car and the first thing you'd do is knock the catalytic converters out of there and put on a set of headers. Now they'll fine you for doing that!

It's just one more tax the liberal elite wants to impose on Joe Sixpack to buy the negro vote. The liberals won't be happy until the only car a man can buy is a pink Prius.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I don't much care for this whole Internet Web thing, especially with all the idiot atheists we get here, constantly antagonizing us for loving Jesus Christ.

Seems to me a better system would be where we connected to a private "message board" of sorts, maybe using telephone lines for a real good connection that is also secure and free from God-hating scum. Perhaps the "scientists" are working on such an invention as an alternative to this World Wide Webs foolishness. I can only hope.

In Christ

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It's just one more tax the liberal elite wants to impose on Joe Sixpack to buy the negro vote. The liberals won't be happy until the only car a man can buy is a pink Prius.

It's not pink!

It's "Dusty Rose".

[Faith_Machine]

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It's not pink!

It's "Dusty Rose".

You got anything else you want to tell us?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You got anything else you want to tell us?

The church bought it. I asked for a blue Mustang, and got a Dusty Rose Prius. They said it was a better deal, and the insurance was much lower because it can't go over 60 mph.

And I'll have you know that my five speeding tickets before moving to North Salem were the result of a local sheriff who hated God. I'm quite certain he was driving his car backward while pointing the radar gun at my car, to get it to read that I was driving 20 MPH over the speed limit.

[Faith_Machine]

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See, that's just so typical! Atheists in government just naturally assume us Christians don't understand basic physics and can thusly be fooled. I hope you fought that ticket!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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See, that's just so typical! Atheists in government just naturally assume us Christians don't understand basic physics and can thusly be fooled. I hope you fought that ticket!

I fought the first two, but the judge ruled against me and told me that if he saw me in again fighting a speeding ticket, he'd put me in jail for contempt of God-mocking, hellbound atheist troll court.

[Faith_Machine]

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You know what else I don't like? How our court system is so screwed up these days, they don't even know how to handle our epidemic of domestic violence.


Look at this news item I clipped out. Why don't we have any judges like that sitting on our benches anymore? Oh, that's right, the liberals drummed all the good judges out of their jobs.