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I shouldn't even have to offer this tip because real Baptists don't have any business in doctor/hospital areas in the first place. But we'll assume in a weak moment you find yourself under medical care. Just as soon as the secular treatment starts to work, tell your doctor that you also prayed for Jesus to help in the healing. Then ask, possibly 20-30 times, if he thinks that your praying assisted in the healing. Most doctors will cave in early and respond 'yes', but even the most stubborn ones will eventually roll their eyes and agree that Jesus helped cure you. At this moment pull out the recorder from your pocket, show it to the doctor and tell him that you refuse to pay a bill for something that the doctor admitted Jesus really did. Try to keep track of the doctors that you use this Holy method on, because it is amazing how hard it is the second time with the same doctor. Then, of course, put a nice fat envelope in the offering plate the next Sunday!