Signs and Symptons that you will be Raptured on the 21st

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Brothers and Sisters,

Just now my ears starting ringing loudly and I feel weak and a bit faint. Are these signs I will be Raptured away on the 21st?

Is anyone else having strange symptoms that the atmosphere is changing? Perhaps we are being made lighter so we will be easier to Rapture away?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Signs and Symptons that you will be Raptured

Sister, when did you last eat?

Although it would be great if we were raptured 2 days before the false Christians think they're going.

Think I'll go change my clothes just in case.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Signs and Symptons that you will be Raptured

Brothers and Sisters,

Just now my ears starting ringing loudly and I feel weak and a bit faint. Are these signs I will soon be Raptured?...

Or you're forgetting to breathe again. Remember what we discussed: In - Out - In - Out. Keep it up!

[Holyfield]

Re: Signs and Symptons that you will be Raptured

Just now my ears starting ringing loudly and I feel weak and a bit faint.

A physician would call it tinnitus, fatigue and dizziness. It is usually a sign that one should take it easy for a few weeks.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Signs and Symptons that you will be Raptured

I always keep a couple of upstairs windows wide open in case of sudden Rapture. I have this fear that my saved soul might otherwise be stuck inside bouncing off of the window wike a wasp.

I know that rapture will be unexpected,

1 Thessalonians 5
But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you.
For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.

Unfortunately so far the only thing that has come like a thief in the night is a thief in the night. That is the downside of my open window policy, I have very few possessions left now.

YiC

Jack

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Signs and Symptons that you will be Raptured

I always keep a couple of upstairs windows wide open in case of sudden Rapture. I have this fear that my saved soul might otherwise be stuck inside bouncing off of the window wike a wasp.

I know that rapture will be unexpected,

1 Thessalonians 5
But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you.
For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.

Unfortunately so far the only thing that has come like a thief in the night is a thief in the night. That is the downside of my open window policy, I have very few possessions left now.

YiC

Jack

Oh my Heavenly days Brother! I never thought of that. How would I get out of my house during the rapture? Do people just float through ceilings? I'm going through the house right now and leave all the windows and doors open.

I think today I will wait outside in the lawn and shine mirrors in the sky just in case HE comes early. I want to be sure HE sees me.

EDIT: I almost forgot that have a hair appointment today because I want to be sure to look like a million bucks when HE takes me away to marry me in HEAVEN tomorrow. I sure hope HE doesn't Rapture me away today with rollers in my hair!

[landoverlover]

Re: Signs and Symptons that you will be Raptured on the 21st

I thought I saw a headline that said the 'preacher' had backtracked on the date, but by the time I got back to it, it was gone. Am I imagining things?

[napa valley nan]

Re: Signs and Symptons that you will be Raptured on the 21st

well if it comes it will be a lot quieter around here. Don't worry, I'll watch your website for you!

"Make my bed? But you say the world's ending," By Ashley Parker


The Haddad children of Middletown, Md., have a lot on their minds: school projects, SATs, weekend parties. And parents who believe the earth will begin to self-destruct on Saturday

Thousands of people around the country have spent the last few days taking to the streets and saying final goodbyes before Saturday, Judgment Day, when they expect to be absorbed into heaven in a process known as the rapture. Nonbelievers, they hold, will be left behind to perish along with the world over the next five months.

With their doomsday T-shirts, placards and leaflets, followers — often clutching Bibles — are typically viewed as harmless proselytizers from outside mainstream religion. But their convictions have frequently created the most tension within their own families, particularly with relatives whose main concern about the weekend is whether it will rain.

Kino Douglas, 31, a self-described agnostic, said it was hard to be with his sister Stacey, 33, who “doesn’t want to talk about anything else.”

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