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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050
    #1

    Sickos infect horses with herpes...

    ...and then use that as a pretext to make young girls dance around with long sticks between their legs:

    Horse Herpes Outbreak Forces Rodeo Queens to Ride Stick Ponies


    I was especially dismayed by the part where one confused, young victim said, "If you happen to have a problem like this later in life, you... already have the experience of riding a stick horse."

    It's like, deep down inside, she knew the line of BS the sicko event organizers were feeding her was, well, BS.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Sickos infect horses with herpes...

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      ...and then use that as a pretext to make young girls dance around with long sticks between their legs:

      Horse Herpes Outbreak Forces Rodeo Queens to Ride Stick Ponies


      I was especially dismayed by the part where one confused, young victim said, "If you happen to have a problem like this later in life, you... already have the experience of riding a stick horse."

      It's like, deep down inside, she knew the line of BS the sicko event organizers were feeding her was, well, BS.

      Putting those young girls on "stick horses" is nothing but pornograppy.

      They even have instructional videos on the practice.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050
          #3
          Re: Sickos infect horses with herpes...

          Disgusting.
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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269
              #4
              Re: Sickos infect horses with herpes...

              Isn't a stick pony just one step away from riding a broom?

              And who let the petaphiles into the barn?
              Drama queen

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: Sickos infect horses with herpes...

                  I am reminded of the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 broomstick toy/masturbation aid.
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