[Kerby316]

Re: My college report.

....*banner* forgive my spelling. :|

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: My college report.

Well, Kerby, I take back my passive-aggressive snarkiness. You is all right, Pilgrim! Git down off that horse and belly up to the old Prayin' Rail.

O Lord, we beseech Thee, let not a lesbian nor a darkie win the next election. Get Mike Huckabee in there, Lord, and if that ain't in the cards then heal John McCain's soul of his liberal tendencies and make him STRONG in Thy conservatism. Then put him in the White House and inspire him to declare martial Biblical law until the Rapture comes.

A preacher went up to a couple of young goth-type girls on the street. "What will YOU do when the Rapture hits?" he cried, holding up a Bible.

"Uh, it already did hit," one of them said.

The preacher said, "I mean the RAPTURE! The great moment of glory!"

"Yeah, it was like that," the girl said. "That's just what it was like when it hit."

Then her friend nudged her. "That wasn't the Rapture, silly," she said, "you're thinking of the extasy."

So HEAL John McCain, O Lord! Make him MIGHTY IN GODLINESS! Either that or have the Second Coming on November 5th, 2008.

Amen.

~~OEJ

[Kerby316]

Re: My college report.

lol