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  • Shela Tansper
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 240
    #1

    My belief saved me

    I'm back in the UK after being held in the Australian outback for nearly seven months by a ruthless gang, i wont go into any details of my hostage days as i have wiped them from my memory but my belief and the knowledge that my fellow church members were there for me kept me going. Thans to my two sons S.A.S skills and some hired in mercenaries i am safe and the kidnappers wont bother anyone else.

    Praise be
    The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

    King James Bible v1611
    A passage a day keeps satan away
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    • Nighthawk
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jun 2011
      • 78
      #2
      Re: My belief saved me

      How did your belief shave you? ...or did I read that wrong?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: My belief saved me

          Did the abos repeatedly rape you and forcefeed you huge fat maggots?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14609
              #4
              Re: My belief saved me

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              ..washed down with a vegemite cocktail ?

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                • Shela Tansper
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 240
                  #5
                  Re: My belief saved me

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Did the abos repeatedly rape you and forcefeed you huge fat maggots?
                  I guess they were huge maggotts but i was blindfolded, they must of been squeezing them somehow as i only seemed to get the juice.
                  The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

                  King James Bible v1611
                  A passage a day keeps satan away

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                    • CherryPie
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2011
                      • 4
                      #6
                      Re: My belief saved me

                      i hate it when that happens

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