should i let my wife to be here? do you let yours?

[godismighty]

Hello

So I'v last year I decided it could be good if she could spend half a hour a week on the computer and search for new recipes and on onther innocent information.

Well now I'v been thinking for a while,should I let her be here on this Godly forum? what are your opinions dear brothers (and sisters,with your husbands permission).

I'v got a few points here wich I think should be discussed.

1.could she be overwhelmed by the glorious godliness of this forum?

2.what if the hatheist trolls on the introduction forum would stray her from the way of god?

3. Is it possible to restrict her account only to be able to visit the womens subforum?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: should i let my wife to be here? do you let yours?

I was Family Man of the Year for 2010. As the head of my household I have learned that it is important to use positive reinforcement in addition to the Biblically prescribed negative reinforcement. For that reason I allow my wife Cindy Lou Jenkins to periodically use THIS WEBSITE ONLY for a few minutes at a time, when I have the time to give her behavior my full attention, and she has done a consistently exceptional job washing the baseboards or something. I have made sure that all the male True Christians(tm) are aware of the rules when it comes to Cindy Lou's behavior, and that no lesbianism or subliminal Satanic backmasking will be tolerated. If she wants to learn new recipes in the women's forum, that is fine, but I will be watching over her shoulder the whole time.

It is important not to let a woman hold money, do not let her "surf" the internet unsupervised, and do not let her drive. But if you want to reward her for a job well done, allow her to visit Landover, under your direct supervision. It will be good for her to be exposed to the True Christians(tm) who post here.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: should i let my wife to be here? do you let yours?

Thank you, my dear husband, for allowing me this brief time to have intercourse with the outside world. You are truly merciful and kind, even as the Lord Jesus is merciful and kind to us all.

This has been great fun. Now it is back to the kitchen with me.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: should i let my wife to be here? do you let yours?

I let Doreen on here when she is finished with her chores, but that's hardly ever because she works so slow. Our computer is running JesOS 3.16 and I set the filter up to the maximum before she gets on. I read all the logs when she is done so I can monitor where she has been, what she has read, and what she has posted. I also have it set up so that I get an SMS message if she tries to go to a site that I have blocked. So far, that has only happened once. Let's just say that I don't think she'll be trying that again!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[godismighty]

Re: should i let my wife to be here? do you let yours?

thanks for the feedback brothers and sister.

I wish to inform that my wife Maria has been given the permission to acces this forum,

here are a few rules that will apply to her behaviour here on the forum

1. may only visit the introduction forum or the womens recipe corner,this until I see fit that she may acces some other subforums

2. she shallt write"I" with a lowercase i.
3.if she forgets to capitalize the word LORD she shall be punished.
4. she is not allowed to quote the bible, exept in the most "basic" of situations,as she might missunderstan the scripture.


I also decided that if my wife behaves correctly here I might increase her computer time from 30 minutes to 35 a week (this if she follows the rules and is humble)