God hates fatties

[Larry Lee]

Brethren and Sistern, I was so blessed to read how God has "opened fire" on fat chicks who defy his Will against the gluttonous stuffing of the pie-hole:

"Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags" (Proverbs 23:20-21).

Verily, God Himself has laid them low in their den of iniquity: Lane Bryant.

Five shot to death in Chicago clothing store
Shooter sought in Tinley Center incident; no motive established, police say

CHICAGO - Five females were shot to death inside a suburban Chicago clothing store Saturday, sparking a manhunt that included a store-by-store search for an "offender" who vanished from the area.

Tinley Park Police Sgt. T.J. Grady said officers responding to a 911 call of a shooting at the Brookside Marketplace at about 10:45 a.m. found the victims inside a Lane Bryant store.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22966597/

A True Christian™ Man® would be shirking his duty as the spiritual leader and sire of his household, if he didn't bring this news story to his wife's attention, so she would know her fate, if she doesn't loose those unattractive 25 lbs.

[lord warrior]

Re: God hates fatties

That area is known for white trash whores and catlicks. My theory is that SHE was a part of a failed Jenny Craig diet and went off when even Lane Bryant couldn't fit her. There is also a large nigra population close by, I'm sure that will play a part before it is over as well.

[Inquisitor XXVI]

Re: God hates fatties

How can a fat man truly worship god? When his body has become a living temple not of god, but of fat, of gluttony and of satan. The fat are truly people of evil intent.

[JennyD]

Re: God hates fatties

That area is known for white trash whores and catlicks. My theory is that SHE was a part of a failed Jenny Craig diet and went off when even Lane Bryant couldn't fit her. There is also a large nigra population close by, I'm sure that will play a part before it is over as well.

Brother Warrior, do you mean that there is a large Negro population (many Negroes of all shapes and sizes), or a LARGE Negro population (obese, fried-chicken-eating, waddling, grease-dripping Negresses) nearby?

I can imagine that a plus-sized store with a damaged alarm system might be a temptation if the Negro population is large (obese), but not if there are simply many. After all, we know that large Negresses hate Jesus, which is why they allow themselves to become obese gluttons instead of treating their bodies as God's tools. At Landover there are a number of Negresses who are members (typically Tin Tithers and not yet ex-Negresses, but still), and who keep themselves in excellent shape, as befits a Godly (or striving-toward-Godliness) person.

[Larry Lee]

Re: God hates fatties

I can imagine that a plus-sized store with a damaged alarm system might be a temptation if the Negro population is large (obese), but not if there are simply many. After all, we know that large Negresses hate Jesus, which is why they allow themselves to become obese gluttons instead of treating their bodies as God's tools. At Landover there are a number of Negresses who are members (typically Tin Tithers and not yet ex-Negresses, but still), and who keep themselves in excellent shape, as befits a Godly (or striving-toward-Godliness) person.

Your private Bible studies with Pastor Deacon Fred are paying spiritual dividends, JennyD. Keep growing in the Lord!

[JennyD]

Re: God hates fatties

Your private Bible studies with Pastor Deacon Fred are paying spiritual dividends, JennyD. Keep growing in the Lord!

Brother Lee, he HAS been teaching me True Christian(tm) Logic and Rhetoric, and says I will soon be a Master Debater. Pastor tells me I have a truly Heavenly touch, and he admires how I can take nearly any argument he puts forth firmly in hand, working it over both gently and with force until it reaches an explosive and most enlightening climax!

[lord warrior]

Re: God hates fatties

Brother Warrior, do you mean that there is a large Negro population (many Negroes of all shapes and sizes), or a LARGE Negro population (obese, fried-chicken-eating, waddling, grease-dripping Negresses) nearby?

I can imagine that a plus-sized store with a damaged alarm system might be a temptation if the Negro population is large (obese), but not if there are simply many. After all, we know that large Negresses hate Jesus, which is why they allow themselves to become obese gluttons instead of treating their bodies as God's tools. At Landover there are a number of Negresses who are members (typically Tin Tithers and not yet ex-Negresses, but still), and who keep themselves in excellent shape, as befits a Godly (or striving-toward-Godliness) person.

Having lived only 19 miles form that place most of my life, I think BOTH would apply. The area just east of Tinley Park is home to many poor, overweight, welfare trash. It's the infamous south side of Chicago.