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  • LyingDingDong
    Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 263

    #1

    Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

    And give reasons to which one you choose.
    I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

    "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe
  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812

    #2
    Re: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

    Originally posted by LingBling View Post
    And give reasons to which one you choose.
    We've all heard this tired story before. The whole question is moot unless you can prove that Newtonian physics applies to supernatural realms.

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    • Justin Bill
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2008
      • 63

      #3
      Re: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

      Originally posted by LingBling View Post
      And give reasons to which one you choose.
      is this some question of our sexuality? which one is not gay?

      and i can't find these words in my bible dictionary.

      look ling bing, this better not be one of your ideas of making landover look foolish, because that kind of behavior in not tolerated here.
      Ephesians 6:9
      9And, ye masters, do the same things unto them, forbearing threatening: knowing that your Master also is in heaven; neither is there respect of persons with him.

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      • LyingDingDong
        Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 263

        #4
        Re: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

        Originally posted by Justin Bill View Post
        is this some question of our sexuality? which one is not gay?

        and i can't find these words in my bible dictionary.

        look ling bing, this better not be one of your ideas of making landover look foolish, because that kind of behavior in not tolerated here.
        I don't make landover look foolish, you do. But that is not my point in this thread. It's a question that I don't know the answer to and I thought you would.
        I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

        "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

          Originally posted by LingBling View Post
          I don't make landover look foolish, you do. But that is not my point in this thread. It's a question that I don't know the answer to and I thought you would.
          Keep up your God mocking, and you'll find out first hand.

          Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
          1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
          1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Dr. Zaius
            Member of Landover Zoological Society
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2008
            • 249

            #6
            Re: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

            Hell is full of bugs, both with endoskeletons and exoskeletons. They will eat your eyes first. Is that what he was asking?
            Ack!

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            • Miss Maisie
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2007
              • 1189

              #7
              Re: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

              My Daddy says that people who ask such questions are liable to get sent there to find out if they ain't careful.
              Such gobbledygook don't apply to supernatural places, like PBR done said above.
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              • LyingDingDong
                Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 263

                #8
                Re: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

                Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                My Daddy says that people who ask such questions are liable to get sent there to find out if they ain't careful.
                Such gobbledygook don't apply to supernatural places, like PBR done said above.
                I don't believe in Hell, so there's no gamble for me to ask the question.
                I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

                  Originally posted by LingBling View Post
                  I don't believe in Hell, so there's no gamble for me to ask the question.
                  That's okay, hell is cramed full of surprised asshats like you. You don't have to believe in a thing for it to be real.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • LyingDingDong
                    Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 263

                    #10
                    Re: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You don't have to believe in a thing for it to be real.
                    That is true, but just believing in something doesn't make it real either.
                    I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                    "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                    • sinner
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 67

                      #11
                      Re: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

                      Originally posted by LingBling View Post
                      Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? And give reasons to which one you choose.
                      I say it's neither and contend that it's hypodermic.

                      And, coincidentally, your signature line seems to have Atheistic undertones unless it is an unintentional typo. I suggest you correct it to say "I keep my eyes open because the light of True Christinianity illuminates me with its perception of reality."

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                      • Justin Bill
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 63

                        #12
                        Re: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

                        Originally posted by LingBling View Post
                        I don't make landover look foolish, you do. But that is not my point in this thread. It's a question that I don't know the answer to and I thought you would.
                        touche'

                        anyways, why do you care if hell produces heat or is heated from the outside?

                        I really wish you weren't so close minded, i find that many athiests and agnostics can't suspend their doubt and cynicism for long enough to see another's viewpoint, so really, what do you want us to tell you?

                        if you really cared about us as humans and truly wanted to influence us to see the world your way, perhaps asking honest and truthful questions might start a dialogue that will go somewhere

                        is your faith in no God so weak that you have to come to landover and make fun of people that don't believe the way you do?
                        Ephesians 6:9
                        9And, ye masters, do the same things unto them, forbearing threatening: knowing that your Master also is in heaven; neither is there respect of persons with him.

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