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  • Justin Bill
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 63
    #1

    who will Jesus let win the Superbowl?

    I have been so busy with reading the Bible, that i completely forgot to mention the landover's Superbowl pool.

    so who do you think will win?

    Biblicly speaking of course.

    does anyone have a good bible verse to read to all of my unsaved friends that don't know about the landover special for halftime?

    Jesus told me the new york giants will win.
    Ephesians 6:9
    9And, ye masters, do the same things unto them, forbearing threatening: knowing that your Master also is in heaven; neither is there respect of persons with him.
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    • Roberta
      Anti La Leche League Organizer
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 1817
      #2
      Re: who will Jesus let win the Superbowl?

      As I have said before, God loves New England. This is where our great country originated and it remains the soul of America. Plymouth Rock, go team!
      Come climb my mountains.

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        • LyingDingDong
          Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 263
          #3
          Re: who will Jesus let win the Superbowl?

          Originally posted by Roberta View Post
          As I have said before, God loves New England. This is where our great country originated and it remains the soul of America. Plymouth Rock, go team!
          Why is New England the soul of America today?
          I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

          "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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            • Seeker
              Thank you Pastor Pistle!
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2007
              • 966
              #4
              Re: who will Jesus let win the Superbowl?

              Originally posted by Justin Bill View Post
              I have been so busy with reading the Bible, that i completely forgot to mention the landover's Superbowl pool.

              so who do you think will win?

              Biblicly speaking of course.

              does anyone have a good bible verse to read to all of my unsaved friends that don't know about the landover special for halftime?

              Jesus told me the new york giants will win.
              Well we sorta have a thread here.

              Please pray for Tom Brady - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=6404
              Please check regularly


              Trust me I want the Giants to win... But J.E.S.U.S has let me down before. So that means Tom!!!! I want Eli to take it so bad!!!

              So don't get mad if my faith seems in the slums.

              I do have a good menu plan though for food. Want to join?

              We got the rotel, veggie burgers, littles smokies, pigs in a blanket, avacodo dip, Margaritas!, veggies and beer on tap.

              This one time of year I will pretend to be like a Catholic and repent in the morning.

              If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                • Seeker
                  Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 966
                  #5
                  Re: who will Jesus let win the Superbowl?

                  Originally posted by LingBling View Post
                  Why is New England the soul of America today?
                  Well to be technical, they are living on the tail of their chinny chin chin. They are not even part of the US, or are they? They might need a boat soon.

                  If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                    • Seeker
                      Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 966
                      #6
                      Re: who will Jesus let win the Superbowl?

                      0.o.. I forgot about Tom Petty. I will try not to DVR it just like I did not with Prince last year.

                      If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                        • Roberta
                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1817
                          #7
                          Re: who will Jesus let win the Superbowl?

                          Originally posted by LingBling View Post
                          Why is New England the soul of America today?
                          Because the Pilgims landed in New Enland in 1620, stupid. They certainly did not land in Iowa.
                          Come climb my mountains.

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                            • LyingDingDong
                              Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 263
                              #8
                              Re: who will Jesus let win the Superbowl?

                              Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                              Because the Pilgims landed in New Enland in 1620, stupid. They certainly did not land in Iowa.
                              Call me stupid, you said that New England was the soul of America today. Last time I checked, the pilgrims landed in New England about 388 years ago.
                              I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                              "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: who will Jesus let win the Superbowl?

                                  Originally posted by LingBling View Post
                                  Call me stupid, you said that New England was the soul of America today. Last time I checked, the pilgrims landed in New England about 388 years ago.
                                  Okay, you're stupid. And hellbound too.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Father Thomas Martin
                                      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                                      • Jul 2007
                                      • 1015
                                      #10
                                      Re: who will Jesus let win the Superbowl?

                                      Tom Brady got his girlfriend pregnant, then ran off and is now dating a supermodel?

                                      How does that sound "Godly" in your mind?
                                      ACTS 5:29
                                      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                                      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                                        • Roberta
                                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jan 2008
                                          • 1817
                                          #11
                                          Re: who will Jesus let win the Superbowl?

                                          Almost all the participants are steroidal nigras with no geographical relationship to the team they are playing for. Only gamblers care who wins--everybody else watches to see the commercials,
                                          Come climb my mountains.

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