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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318
    #1

    On Speaking in Tongues

    Fnew Gdenob,

    Nibbsa-neeble do! Fa! Gibba-pa-oh-lapo! Nerk-shnna-denna-hok-ba! Bnop-luj-luf-koyunitzin-da!

    Goeg Shabba Di,
    BAB
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    • lord warrior
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Sep 2007
      • 406
      #2
      Re: On Speaking in Tongues

      Translation: all you tongue worshiping people will burn in hell for your devil language talk.
      Thats how they do it in there church's. Please don't ask how I know.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: On Speaking in Tongues

          Why Brother BAB, you old Snakey Pete - you never told us you've been to pennycoastal Jesus Camp!!!



          Were you Afraid we were going to ask you to write an essay?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: On Speaking in Tongues

              Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
              Fnew Gdenob,

              Nibbsa-neeble do! Fa! Gibba-pa-oh-lapo! Nerk-shnna-denna-hok-ba! Bnop-luj-luf-koyunitzin-da!

              Goeg Shabba Di,
              BAB
              Shonda laHonda!!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Jewish-American
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 10
                  #5
                  Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                  ITT: Gibberish

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621
                      #6
                      Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                      Originally posted by hooked nose joo View Post
                      ITT
                      What was that coded reference meant to be about? I know ITT were mixed up with the Nazis, so I always thought they were one of the few multi-national corporations you guys didn't run.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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