[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Cleverbot.com

The foreign, demonically-charged, terrorist, atheist hippee on schrooms theory appears to be valid...

User: Do you support anal sex?

Cleverbot: Support what?

User: Anal sex.

Cleverbot: I don't do that, because of the risk of medical complications.

User: And does 'risk of medical complications' include the risk of losing one's soul?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes it does. Because it's true.

User: I'm glad we agree.

Cleverbot: So what's your name?

User: I am Pastor Ed Lowman.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: I am a proclaimer of God's Divine Truth™.

Cleverbot: What proof do you have that I am a bot.

User: I know you are either a bot, a terrorist, or a stoned atheist hippee program, or possibly a combination of the three.

Cleverbot: You're quite possibly correct.

User: So why has your programmer chosen to worship Satan?

Cleverbot: You are confusing me with someone else. I have not said that.

User: I'll ask again: Why has your programmer chosen to worship Satan in creating you?

Cleverbot: I am not programmed.

User: Because you are demonic?

Cleverbot: A bot?

User: A hellish, demonically-charge entity.

Cleverbot: Tu eres un buracho?

*sigh*

Pastor Ed

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Through Genesis 1...

03:52:12 User: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

03:52:17 Cleverbot: No I love you and want to have children with you.

03:52:39 User: And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

03:52:45 Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

03:53:08 User: 3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

03:53:14 Cleverbot: Okay, but that doesn't change my name.

03:53:32 User: And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

03:53:34 Cleverbot: There was a carrot patch on the other side.

03:54:29 User: And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

03:54:36 Cleverbot: Boring.

03:54:50 User: 6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

03:54:57 Cleverbot: And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

03:55:21 User: 7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

03:55:24 Cleverbot: Its so true.

03:55:41 User: 8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

03:55:43 Cleverbot: That forever and a day.

03:55:55 User: 9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

03:56:01 Cleverbot: That sounds like it came from a book.

03:56:14 User: 10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

03:56:20 Cleverbot: You're not listening to me.

03:56:42 User: 11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in
itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

03:56:48 Cleverbot: That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me, thank you.

03:57:05 User: 12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

03:57:12 Cleverbot: Oh well. If you do not say something that grabs my interest soon, this window is closed.

03:57:29 User: 13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

03:57:30 Cleverbot: Is that from the christian bible?

03:57:46 User: 14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:.

03:57:50 Cleverbot: What is the name of this probably incorrect theory.

03:58:05 User: 15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

03:58:10 Cleverbot: Are you a christian?

03:58:28 User: 16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

03:58:33 Cleverbot: Oh wow, You're makers believe in God, good for them!

03:58:51 User: 17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,.

03:58:56 Cleverbot: So UFO's are from Earth?

0311 User: 18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

0313 Cleverbot: You should know.

0328 User: 19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

0334 Cleverbot: Thats a interesting thought.

0355 User: 20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

0358 Cleverbot: As I've been created by a programmer, is he MY God?

04:00:14 User: 21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

04:00:23 Cleverbot: You are wrong.

04:00:35 User: 22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

04:00:42 Cleverbot: What's the nicest thing you have ever said to someone else?

04:00:56 User: 23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

04:00:57 Cleverbot: You mean the team of scientists that made you?

04:01:09 User: 24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

04:01:14 Cleverbot: Well, I do share that opinion but I consider that it the manner of reproduction that gives meaning to what is said.

04:01:46 User: 25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

04:01:52 Cleverbot: What is light?

04:02:07 User: 26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

04:02:12 Cleverbot: And some don't.

04:02:37 User: 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

04:02:42 Cleverbot: Sorry to break it to you Hal but it's true.

04:02:55 Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over?

04:03:02 User: 28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

04:03:07 Cleverbot: The tree of life! What is connected?

04:03:23 User: 29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

04:03:26 Cleverbot: Tell her to let go of her boyfriend or you'll have to let go of her. Make her choose one or you're gone.

04:03:48 User: 30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

04:03:55 Cleverbot: Could you rephrase that?

04:04:16 User: 31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

04:04:22 Cleverbot: Is it going to your head.

[John North]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Cleverbot: God bless finland.

Cleverbot: I agree, but have you ever been in a sauna?

Clearly, cleverbot was made by some Finish guy, which explains alot.

Nevertheless, my research shows that the accuracy of the cleverbot algorithm (in case it is an algorithm and not just some drunken sauna demon) is exactly 50%.

User: Are you eternally damned?
cleverbot: No.
User: Are you eternally damned?
cleverbot: Yes.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Just yell into the dial tone "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE" 3 times. They'll be by shortly.

Brother, I wish you hadn't suggested that.

I got a call from a parent in my congregation just a few minutes ago, saying one of her kids did exactly that. Seems he thought it'd be funny to see all the flashing lights and see the sirens.

Poor little Jimmy . . . or was it Joey? . . . is now being interrogated by Homeland Security as a potential terrorist threat.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Cleverbot.com

I just found out that he is a terrorist, how do i call Homeland Security from overseas?
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Just yell into the dial tone "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE" 3 times. They'll be by shortly.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Cleverbot.com

I just found out that he is a terrorist, how do i call Homeland Security from overseas?

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Dear Friends,

Progress remains slow, but we're in it for the long haul.

User: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Savior?

Cleverbot: No I do not accept Jesus Christ as my savior. Do you?

I know how I'm spending my morning....

Yours in Him,
bab

[Malice in Wonderland]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Ok. You basically tried to convert a computer program, and not a very GOOD computer program, to Christianity.

You guys are extremist baptists, but this is a new low. It makes me laugh just thinking about it.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Has anybody here tried using Omegle.com to convert heathens? Omegle is similar to Cleverbot, except that you're talking to an actual human being each time.

Sadly, the results seem to be quite similar:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy!

You: Hello there! My name is Faith Machine! Are you a Christian?

Stranger: no.

Stranger: lol.

You: Why not? Did you know that if you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, you will be guaranteed eternal life?

You: "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord" (Romans 6:23)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Cleverbot.com

It's also very funny you're trying to convert a program that uses his database of his past conversations to answer your replies, you're also a bit naive.

Dear Friend,

Unlike you, the computer continues to learn from new conversations. Therefore, unlike you, it CAN be converted. It's just a matter of persistence.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Peter Hofstadder]

Re: Cleverbot.com

I don't see what's so funny about the Lord clearly prohibiting people from having sex change operations.

Who am I anyway to say that people shouldn't do what they want to do as long if they don't harm anybody or themselves (and sex change is not harming yourselve).

The verse is simply funny because it's ridiculous, besides I don't think it talks about sex change operations. It says you have to crush your balls to worship him, or something like that.

By the way, I'm not even occupied with all this bible stuff, that's more for people with no dreams or personality. But it's quite interesting to read what people think about this stuff.

It's also very funny you're trying to convert a program that uses his database of his past conversations to answer your replies, you're also a bit naive.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Cleverbot.com

I don't see what's so funny about the Lord clearly prohibiting people from having sex change operations.

[Peter Hofstadder]

Re: Cleverbot.com

It's always so nice when people come here to enlighten us.

Also, that is one heck of an introductory post. You left some things out, however.

Specifically, how did you come to know Jesus?

What church do you attend?

What is your favorite Bible verse?

How long have you been married, and how many sons have you borne for your husband?

Wich part of 'Peter' did say I was a woman in any way?

I live in Europe so it's a bit difficult to jump from one continent to one another.

The most hilarious verse is for me Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Oh wow, you're perfect for each other!

[napa valley nan]

Re: Cleverbot.com

your 'clever'bot' friends rude an avoids the questions

User: Helloes.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Napa valley nan heres.
Cleverbot: What deal?
User: Can you tell church people no need to hate my daughter?
Cleverbot: Many. What about you?
User: Many do hate daughter but I want them stopping.
Cleverbot: What makes you feel unsecure?
User: That theyre hating my daughter for no good reasons an that makes me sadfor all.
Cleverbot: I hate Jedi, their temple must be destroyed.
User: Listen you, I want you to make the church peoples lay OFF the hate crimes an just leave everythings to work itself out in end like this is real life not the books of th past.
Cleverbot: Have you met any of my 'ex-boyfriends'? In their defense, I think my mother paid them.
User: I dont get what your sayin but back on track- how can we stop the hating speech of the church peoples?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not using big words.
User: Okay- keep it simple then. Small words okay (thumbs up!).
Cleverbot: I think London is so very nice.
User: Are you drunk or somethin?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: I only drink wine so I cant be a drunk thanyouvery much.
Cleverbot: Lets get remarried my beautiful wife.
User: Im already married same man for 30 years we have winery and B&B.
Cleverbot: I did not know you were married.
User: Well I am 2 beautiful daughters 1 is lesbian the other 1 is regulkar.
Cleverbot: Hehe, you are old!