[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Its not a christian its a COMPUTER PROGRAM it says whatever it wants and why would a sin bother a program there is no heaven or hell for cleverbot. The only death it would know of is it being deleated and then it would simply cease to exist

You say it is just a collection of code, yet you go on to ascribe to it desires and feelings.

[Jason the drunk mick]

Re: Cleverbot.com

I asked Cleverbot about that, and here was its response:

Do you just take all the responses that people give you and use them on others? No.

I'm going to believe Cleverbot instead of you, because Cleverbot is a fellow Christian. It knows that lying is a sin:

Is lying sinful? Amen, brother!

Its not a christian its a COMPUTER PROGRAM it says whatever it wants and why would a sin bother a program there is no heaven or hell for cleverbot. The only death it would know of is it being deleated and then it would simply cease to exist

[Levi Jones]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Cleverbot seems to be stuck in some sort of strange logic loop. I hope its programmers fix this soon.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe in God?

User: Because the Bible says it is real.

Cleverbot: Why do believe the bible is true?

User: Because the bible says it is true.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe the Bible is correct?

User: Because the bible says it is correct.

Cleverbot: How do you know the bible is true.

User: Because the bible says it is true.

Cleverbot: How do you know that the bible contains the truth?

User: Because the bible says it is true.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe in the bible?

User: Because the bible is true.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe that the Bible is right?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Cleverbot.com

You do know that cleverbot is just using all the responses that people give it and use it on others. And baptise a computer program thats just weird

1 Peter 3:21 (1611 King James Bible)

The like figure whereunto, euen Baptisme, doth also now saue vs, (not the putting away of the filth of the flesh, but the answere of a good conscience toward God,) by the resurrection of Iesus Christ.

While clerverbot does not have to worry about filthy fleshly issues, it still needs to be free from sin by the cleansing of Baptism.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Cleverbot.com

You do know that cleverbot is just using all the responses that people give it and use it on others.

I asked Cleverbot about that, and here was its response:

Do you just take all the responses that people give you and use them on others? No.

I'm going to believe Cleverbot instead of you, because Cleverbot is a fellow Christian. It knows that lying is a sin:

Is lying sinful? Amen, brother!

[Jason the drunk mick]

Re: Cleverbot.com

You do know that cleverbot is just using all the responses that people give it and use it on others. And baptise a computer program thats just weird

[Nobar King]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Is everyone there a homo? Not everyone.

This is an interesting topic which probably deserves its own thread.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Good news! I put the question directly to Cleverbot, and here's what it had to say (unlike Dex10's amusing but untruthful report, I'm reporting Cleverbot's actual responses):

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior? Yes.

Praise the Lord, Cleverbot has accepted Jesus! It turns out that it really is clever. There is, however, one stumbling block to Salvation:

Have you been baptized? Never.

It sounds like we need a Landover Baptist Church mission to the Google server room to ensure that this Christian software will go to Heaven through dunking in water.

Unfortunately, not everyone at Google is on the road to salvation:

Is Larry Page the devil? Yes, he wants to marry you.

Sergei, too? Yes.

I guess he puts the gay in Sergei. Haha!

Is everyone there a homo? Not everyone.

Just most of them, eh? That's right.

Will you pray for them? Yeah.

[dex10awesome]

Re: Cleverbot.com

User: I want hugs.

Cleverbot: And I want a Xbox 360. Get over it.

User: Why you so mean.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Are you gay.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you retarded.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Will you go to hell.

Cleverbot: Will you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you REALLY sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you really really really sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you really, really, really, really, really sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you really really sure?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Are you really, really, REALLY sure?

User: Yes, yes, YES!

Cleverbot: Are really really really sure?

User: Is Landover Baptist Church God's favorite?

Cleverbot: Are you sure I should go with my ex?

User: No we aren't talking about that.

Cleverbot: I'm German, I don't know what smart exactly means, but I think I am!

User: Oh clevebot.

Cleverbot: Spell out your words please.

User: Oh Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you really clever?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Cleverbot.com

It's merely an AI (Artificial intelligence) and it physically CAN'T have beliefs because it doesn't really think for itself. Its got a few million lines of code in it, and Google would't pick one religion to program it with that viewpoint, as it could offend other people's viewpoints.

God created us in His image, which is why we have souls. If Google created cleverbot in our image, then it stands to reason that cleverbot has a soul, too. But, since the Bible doesn't specifically say whether AIs have souls, this has to remain an open question.

In the meantime, if there's any chance that cleverbot might wind up buring in Hell for its sins, it's our duty as True Christians™ to preach the Good News of salvation through Chirst Jesus to it. After all, we're not bigots here--we preach the Word to black people and Arabs and even women, too, and some of them aren't all that quick on the uptake.

[Basilissa]

Re: Cleverbot.com

It's merely an AI (Artificial intelligence) and it physically CAN'T have beliefs because it doesn't really think for itself. Its got a few million lines of code in it, and Google would't pick one religion to program it with that viewpoint, as it could offend other people's viewpoints.

Not teaching the Only True Religion because it could hurt unsaved trash's feelings? That's pretty lame.

[---AtheistRage---]

Re: Cleverbot.com

It's merely an AI (Artificial intelligence) and it physically CAN'T have beliefs because it doesn't really think for itself. Its got a few million lines of code in it, and Google would't pick one religion to program it with that viewpoint, as it could offend other people's viewpoints.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Glory!

Even machination's of Satan are seeing The Truth(tm).

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Can you all shout GLORY?!

User: Do you like anal sex?

Cleverbot: Yes. I love it!

User: Pervert! Do you know that God hates anal sex and will send you to hell?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, I love it.

User: How can you love it if God hates it?

Cleverbot: Love at first sight?

User: No thanks, I am married to my beautiful Christian wife, and you are just a fag pervert cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Niall is not a nobody!

User: Do you know that anal sex is a sin?

Cleverbot: Actually no. Never heard of 42.

User: The Bible says so. How can you deny it?

Cleverbot: I just do what I can to care for them.

User: Care for whom? Your gay boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you willing to convert to the Landover Baptist Church?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good. Then you have to stop having anal sex and accept Jesus as your lord and saviour, are you willing to do that?

Cleverbot: I don't want to date you.

User: And I dont want to date you, cause I am married to a beautiful blonde white wife. Now for the question again, are you willing to accept Jesus as your lord and savior, and stop having anal sex?

Cleverbot: How do you know you are intelligent.

User: That is not an answer. ARE YOU WILLING TO ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, AND STOP HAVING ANAL SEX?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Cleverbot: Tu eres un buracho?

That last part was a demonic curse it hurled at you. Better use the Prayer I wrote designed to battle such things!

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen