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  • Jewish-American
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    • Feb 2008
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    #1

    Children

    Do any of you have any?
  • Brother Temperance
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    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Children

    Originally posted by hooked nose joo View Post
    Do any of you have any?
    Why do you ask? Are you planning to steal them and use their blood to make matzoh?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Jewish-American
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      • Feb 2008
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      #3
      Re: Children

      Just wondering weather you do the "Christian" thing or not when they're naughty and disobedient.

      A good stoning generally clears that up.

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      • Pastor Billy-Reuben
        Senior Pastor
        VP of Evangelical Outreach
        On FIRE for Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5812

        #4
        Re: Children

        Originally posted by hooked nose joo View Post
        Do any of you have any?
        Yes, I have several.

        Why did you choose such a racially offensive user name? Racism isn't tolerated on this forum.
        Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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        • Jewish-American
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          • Feb 2008
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          #5
          Re: Children

          Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
          Yes, I have several.

          Why did you choose such a racially offensive user name? Racism isn't tolerated on this forum.
          Uh what? Every other topic on this forum harbors some extremely racist comment in it.

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          • joo lover
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            • Feb 2008
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            #6
            Re: Children

            In fact, the Jews are referred to as "hook nosed joos" on one of your threads, I'd pay closer attention before pointing fingers.

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            • joo lover
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              #7
              Re: Children

              Oh that's cute, change my name. And you are .. how old?

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Children

                Originally posted by joo lover View Post
                Oh that's cute, change my name. And you are .. how old?
                At least we don't love Joos!
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • joo lover
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                  #9
                  Re: Children

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Why do you ask? Are you planning to steal them and use their blood to make matzoh?
                  And I suppose that isn't a racist comment?
                  This religion is a joke. A hypocritical, corrupt, false-hope driven joke, fuelled by your imaginary friend up there.

                  I feel bad for this planet, knowing people like you exist on it.

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                  • Jewish-American
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                    • Feb 2008
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                    #10
                    Re: Children

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    At least we don't love Joos!
                    Doesn't the bible that that your supposed to love all of gods creations or something.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #11
                      Re: Children

                      Originally posted by hooked nose joo View Post
                      Doesn't the bible that that your supposed to love all of gods creations or something.
                      Nope.

                      You might want to actually know what you're talking about before attempting to troll a Christian forum, Christ-killer.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • joo lover
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                        • Feb 2008
                        • 11

                        #12
                        Re: Children

                        Originally posted by hooked nose joo View Post
                        Doesn't the bible that that your supposed to love all of gods creations or something.

                        And by loving all of god's creation, does that not include homosexuals?
                        OOHHHH wait, the borderline retarded creators of this religion slipped up again! 'Cause apparently homosexuality is some unforgivable sin, and is unnacceptable.

                        But waaaaaait .. isn't god supposed to forgive you for your sins?

                        WHOA, I wanna be you guys SO badly.

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                        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Senior Pastor
                          VP of Evangelical Outreach
                          On FIRE for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5812

                          #13
                          Originally posted by hooked nose joo View Post
                          Doesn't the bible that that your supposed to love all of gods creations or something.
                          No it doesn't. Try reading it sometime.

                          You need a new user name because the one you have now is offensive. Pick one and tell me so I can change it, or I'll pick one for you.

                          Originally posted by joo lover View Post
                          And by loving all of god's creation, does that not include homosexuals?
                          OOHHHH wait, the borderline retarded creators of this religion slipped up again! 'Cause apparently homosexuality is some unforgivable sin, and is unnacceptable.

                          But waaaaaait .. isn't god supposed to forgive you for your sins?

                          WHOA, I wanna be you guys SO badly.
                          That is so incorrect that I don't know where to begin.

                          1. There is no verse in the Bible that commands us to love all of God's creation.
                          2. Homosexuality, like most sins, is forgivable for those who repent and turn away from their sin.

                          I hope this clears up your confusion.

                          Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                          ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                          #ChristianLivesMatter

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Children

                            Originally posted by hooked nose joo View Post
                            Doesn't the bible that that your supposed to love all of gods creations or something.
                            Chapter and verse, jooboy.
                            Originally posted by joo lover View Post
                            OOHHHH wait, the borderline retarded creators of this religion slipped up again!
                            Did you just call Our Lord a retarded?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Jewish-American
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                              • Feb 2008
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                              #15
                              Re: Children

                              Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
                              No it doesn't. Try reading it sometime.

                              You need a new user name because the one you have now is offensive. Pick one and tell me so I can change it, or I'll pick one for you.
                              So how far gone is your moral compass?

                              And please pick one for me, I would love to see what offensive label you slap on me... but its ok for you to do it cause it was done in gods name...amirite?

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