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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #1

    A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

    For those I forgot or didn't have time to invite, I wanted to post this thread so that all would feel welcome joining me in my quest to eradicate sodomy from God's Creation. I know that all of the True Christians™ here are serious about cracking down on anal and oral sex, anal sex in particular, and understand my deep aversion to anyone sticking anything in anyone's anus. This group is for anyone who wants to take sodomy seriously and get organized. You know who you are!

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

    Brother,

    Thank you for the invite. I have joined and now I am a very proud A.S.S.

    I hope to see many other A.S.S.(es) in the group.



    Blessings!

    Sister Thumper
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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
      Brother,

      Thank you for the invite. I have joined and now I am a very proud A.S.S.

      I hope to see many other A.S.S.(es) in the group.



      Blessings!

      Sister Thumper
      Together we can march on the murderous, sperm-killing sodomites and FORCE them to stop having anal intercourse.

      Make a WARFACE!
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

        Thank you brother for starting up this group. I can't tell you how many hours a week I spend on sodomy, and I can personally testify that the need for a group like this is deep. I'll share the good news with my Friday Night Nubile Young Men's Prayer Circle.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Thank you brother for starting up this group. I can't tell you how many hours a week I spend on sodomy, and I can personally testify that the need for a group like this is deep. I'll share the good news with my Friday Night Nubile Young Men's Prayer Circle.
          I can't tell you how much pleasure it brings me to have the most upstanding member of our church community in my A.S.S. Second only to the Lord Jesus!
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            I can't tell you how much pleasure it brings me to have the most upstanding member of our church community in my A.S.S. Second only to the Lord Jesus!
            AMEN! You can say that again Brother! Pastor Zeke is one of the biggest proponents for A.S.S. I know! (I'm so proud of him )

            GLORY!
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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12867

              #7
              Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

              Billy Bob--Thank you for stepping forward to serve what we call in politics, the greater good.

              Nothing could be a better example of this than forming The Anti-Sodomy Society.

              JJH
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                Billy Bob--Thank you for stepping forward to serve what we call in politics, the greater good.

                Nothing could be a better example of this than forming The Anti-Sodomy Society.

                JJH
                Thank you for joining in my cause, my Mayor and my brother in Christ. In order for civilization to advance, we must first eradicate this unclean abomination!
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Rev. Friday Obobo
                  Unsaved trash, genuine spearchucker
                   
                  • Jun 2011
                  • 42

                  #9
                  Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

                  What a great initiative. I hope that by joining your group, I can be the brown part of your otherwise white A.S.S.

                  YiC,

                  Rev. Friday Obobo
                  Numbers35:19
                  The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

                  Rev. Friday Obobo. Chucking spears for Jesus.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

                    Thank you for the invite. I am very happy for you to of spread wide the invitation to your A.S.S.
                    You can count on me giving you all I have to give and I'll do my best to fit in.
                    Last edited by James Hutchins; 07-02-2011, 07:20 PM.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • MisterM
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 1480

                      #11
                      Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

                      Excellent idea. I consider myself an expert on this area. LORD has helped me to spent hundreds of nights among Brazilian and Thai transvestites who can only think about getting sodomized and to sodomize me.

                      YiC, M
                      Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                      • landoverlover
                        Also loves Jesus and America
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 828

                        #12
                        Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

                        I too appreciate the invite. It is my hope to spare gerbils and other rodentia from a forced march up the hershey highways of sodomites.
                        Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                        2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                        King James Bible v1611

                        Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                        • Brother Harold Porter
                          Landover Senior Outreach
                          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 8236

                          #13
                          Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

                          Well, as a cured ex-fag, I would be shirking my responsibilities as a True Christian™ if I were to not avail myself to your wonderful group. It's always difficult to relive that painful period in my life, but if my testimony as a degenerate and diseased queer can steer even one young man away from a life consumed with the worship of the rectum and prostate, and toward the embrace of Jesus Christ, it is the right thing to do.

                          In Christ
                          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #14
                            Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

                            Originally posted by Rev. Friday Obobo View Post
                            What a great initiative. I hope that by joining your group, I can be the brown part of your otherwise white A.S.S.

                            YiC,

                            Rev. Friday Obobo
                            Yes, I was looking far and wide for a negro willing to join an anti-sodomy group. Now that we have one I can close the negro roster.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #15
                              Re: A.S.S.:The Anti-Sodomy Society

                              Thank you very much for the personal, PM'd invitation, Mr. Jenkins, but for now I think I'll stay out of your A.S.S.

                              If you'd do me the same courtesy,
                              Your friend, Didymus.

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