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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29443

    #1

    HB!!! USA, Rebuko the Clown, Percival Perkins and Maria V-G

    What a day. The USA and you fine people all celebrating today. Let Gods freedom ring.
    Now Rebuko, I know you are working the Freehold 4th of July party at the town square, making balloon sculptures of the Disciples and my favorite, Jesus on the cross. My own tykes are excited to be led on a personal tour of your fun house. Who would think such a small trailer would take a hour to walk though! Be sure to lick some of the pie that will be stuffed in your face!
    Percival, I know we have had our differences but I want you to know, if you ever want to get together and pound out our differences, I am here for you.
    Maria, you are not 29 anymore. It is high time you give up your false Christian ways and lay it all on the table for Jesus. I so much wish that you'd open wide and accept His love.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: HB!!! USA, Rebuko the Clown, Percival Perkins and Maria V-G

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister Maria (something messican sounding)

    I hope you find the real JESUS soon!

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    • Felicity
      As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 4834

      #3
      Re: HB!!! USA, Rebuko the Clown, Percival Perkins and Maria V-G

      Congratulations!

      I wonder, does Rebuko have a clown at his party?
      I Jesus!

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049

        #4
        Re: HB!!! USA, Rebuko the Clown, Percival Perkins and Maria V-G

        A belated happy birthday to Rebuko, Maria, and AMERICA!
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