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I Shall start the heavenly list.
1. Pokemon Tapes and Games.
2. All copies of the book "Golden Compass"
1. Pokemon Tapes and Games.
2. All copies of the book "Golden Compass"
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3. So-called "surfbourds".www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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4. Harry Potter Books.Comment
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Ahh, an excellent choice!Originally posted by Repenter View Post
5. Super Mario Gay-Laxative games.
6. Catholic, NKJV, NIV, and other false "bibles".
7. Sodomites.www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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8. The WiiComment
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my big borther builded a model of Noo Yawk outta matchsticks, an i burned it all down using a blowtorch an some furballs my kitty sicked up 
. my borther were cryin like a liddle baby but i were rebukin 
that model like it were for real i were sendin all them matchstick Jooz an homer folk to hell
fire be a bootiful thang
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9. Gothic 'Hot Topic' clothing.Comment
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Hillary and Obama yard signs.
Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus (better use a spatter shield).
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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Honda NSX Motorcars. Lots of Jap Plastic, burns really well.
Records by any Rock and Roll Heathens.
Books written by Richard Dawkins.
Books about Biology.
Books about Science.
Shops owned by Non True Christians™
Houses owned by Non True Christians™
Schools run by Non True Christians™
Cars owned by Non True Christians™
Hotels owned by Non true Christians™
Hospitals run by Non True Christians™
TV Stations owned by Non True Christians™
ANYTHING OWNED BY NON TRUE CHRISTIANS™
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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The Bible (theirs not ours, of course, as ours is the only one true to the word and wishes of our lawd)
The National Inquirer
Anything said by Bush and printed thereafter
All of Ann Coulter's books
Hillary's suits
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"DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast"Comment
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Pretty much everything.Comment
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Witches, witches, and MORE witches!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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There's a reason why they're called faggots.Originally posted by JennyD View Post
Also, Fidel Castro's beard and the hem of the Pope's dress.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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