Praise God for Conservapedia

[Brother Habbo]

If you're like me, then you are fed up with the sickening liberal bias at that other web-based encyclopedia. If so, then I have good news for you. There is another web-based encyclopedia that is as Fair and Balanced™ as Fox News. Praise Jesus! It's called Conservapedia.

You will learn facts in Conservapedia that the libtards at Wikipedia won't dare to tell you. For example, you can learn that the concept of faith is unique to Christianity. You will learn that Baraminology, or the study of Biblical Kinds, is real science.

You will learn that there is serious debate among scientists over whether evolution should be considered a valid scientific theory. You will learn about how acceptance of evolution causes Social Darwinism, Nazism, Communism, and racism.

You will learn how Atheism leads to Communism, immorality, and mass murder. You will also learn the root causes of Atheism.

You will learn about the causes of homosexuality, the goals of the homosexual agenda, and the links between homosexuality and domestic violence, murder, higher rates of VD and anal cancer, drug use, and pedophilia. You will learn that homosexuals are bad parents. You will also learn how to overcome homosexuality with Jesus' help.

[Juliette]

Re: Praise God for Conservapedia

If you're like me, then you are fed up with the sickening liberal bias at that other web-based encyclopedia. If so, then I have good news for you. There is another web-based encyclopedia that is as Fair and Balanced™ as Fox News. Praise Jesus! It's called Conservapedia.

You will learn facts in Conservapedia that the libtards at Wikipedia won't dare to tell you. For example, you can learn that the concept of faith is unique to Christianity. You will learn that Baraminology, or the study of Biblical Kinds, is real science.

You will learn that there is serious debate among scientists over whether evolution should be considered a valid scientific theory. You will learn about how acceptance of evolution causes Social Darwinism, Nazism, Communism, and racism.

You will learn how Atheism leads to Communism, immorality, and mass murder. You will also learn the root causes of Atheism.

You will learn about the causes of homosexuality, the goals of the homosexual agenda, and the links between homosexuality and domestic violence, murder, higher rates of VD and anal cancer, drug use, and pedophilia. You will learn that homosexuals are bad parents. You will also learn how to overcome homosexuality with Jesus' help.

Thanks Brother Habbo.

Seems like a very interesting site.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Praise God for Conservapedia

Sister Juliette is newly Saved, but you'll find that those of us who have been True Christians(tm) long enough not only know of Conservapedia, but we find it the only non-Biblical source of knowledge that comes anywhere close to being decent and objective. I just wish they came out with it years ago to compete with such classics of liberal bias such as Britannica, World Book, and especially Funk & Wagnalls.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Praise God for Conservapedia

Praise Jesus Brother Habbo! What an informative piece. You have helped many unsaved wads of scum who are too timid to join or make posts on our Godly forum WAKE UP and SMELL the SULFUR BURNING IN HELL today! Glory!!

[Brother Habbo]

Re: Praise God for Conservapedia

I've been browsing this site some more, and I learned that you can tell whether someone is a true conservative or not simply by whether they subscribe to global warming theories. I also found a good place to read up on Al Gore's assault on science.

Also, look at the difference in the articles about Jesus.

Jesus Christ is the only Son of God who, in the fullness of time, was sent by God the Father to be the propitiation for our sins and to ransom us from death[1]. By the power of the Holy Spirit, Jesus was conceived in the womb of the virgin Mary, and became man in an event known as the Incarnation, as referred to in Isaiah 7:14. Indeed, the calendar itself reflects this truth, with the traditional calculation of Jesus’ birth marking the first century A.D., that is, "in the year of Our Lord…".

Glory!

Jesus (7–2 BC/BCE to 26–36 AD/CE),[2][3] also known as Jesus of Nazareth (or Jesus the Nazarene), was a 1st century Jewish teacher who is the central figure of Christianity, and is also an important figure in several other religions. He is also called Jesus Christ, where "Christ" is a title derived from the Greek Χριστός (Christós), meaning the "Anointed One," which corresponds to the Hebrew-derived "Messiah". The name "Jesus" is an Anglicization of the Greek Ίησους (Iēsous), itself a Hellenization of the Hebrew יהושע (Yehoshua) or Hebrew-Aramaic ישוע (Yeshua), meaning "YHWH rescues".

Blasphemy!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Praise God for Conservapedia

Alas, even Conservapedia is not immune from liberal bias, as has been pointed out here.

[Brother Habbo]

Re: Praise God for Conservapedia

Alas, even Conservapedia is not immune from liberal bias, as has been pointed out here.

Well now I'm confused. Conservapedia seems so much better that Wikipedia. Is it just a scam? Revelations 3:16 tells me that it is better to be hot or cold than to be lukewarm. Are they merely lukewarm, meaning the cold Wikipedia is more pleasing to Jesus? Or is it just a few bad actors in there attempting to subvert an otherwise stellar site?

I considered Conservapedia to be the 3rd most reliable source of information on the internet, behind Landover Baptist Church and the online King James Bible, and just ahead of Fox News.

Is it better to read Conservapedia instead of Wikipedia? Or is it the other way around? With Wikipedia, the liberal bias is obvious to any God-fearing Christian. Is there bias in Conservapedia that is so subtle that a God-fearing Christian might miss it and be deceived?

Compare the articles on flood geology in Wikipedia vs Conservapedia, for example. Conservapedia tells us that flood geology is solid science and dismisses secular criticisms with a mere paragraph. The Wikipedia, on the other hand, spends more time talking about the secular criticism than it does about the topic itself. It's author couldn't make a single statement about flood geology without following it with snide comments.

Conservapedia seems to be much more trustworthy here, but I can't be sure.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Praise God for Conservapedia

Why isn't Landover Baptist Church in Conservapedia?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Praise God for Conservapedia

Why isn't Landover Baptist Church in Conservapedia?

You just answered Brother Habbo's question. The fact that we aren't mentioned in there proves their hidden liberal bias.

I think Conservapedia is just a big parody designed to make fun of Christian beliefs.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[JennyD]

Re: Praise God for Conservapedia

I think Conservapedia is just a big parody designed to make fun of Christian beliefs.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

But . . . but . . . why . . .

Oh, YOU!

You shouldn't say things like that, Pastor. It's not April Fool's Day yet!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Praise God for Conservapedia

But . . . but . . . why . . .

Oh, YOU!

You shouldn't say things like that, Pastor. It's not April Fool's Day yet!

I think the Pastor is trying to make a point Sister JennyD, albeit with a wry sense of humor. Just examining today's forum numbers, one has to conclude that Landover shines as a sole beacon of illumination, a fountainhead if you will, of human wisdom of Biblical (KJV1611) proportions.

Threads: 7,647
Posts: 139,618

While our methods vary from the purely didactic to loving pedagogy, we remain the sole guide to the path of True Faith™. Other resources are sometimes accurate, but it is always wise to check our forums as they are the only ones that are truly inspired by the Holy Spirit. No one leaves Landover without some small amount of inspiration.

Glory!

[narrowpathy]

Re: Praise God for Conservapedia

If you believe that Conservapedia, then Catholics are Christians!

"It is the largest Christian denomination in the world, with more than 1.3 billion officially Baptized adherents (In the United States more than 64 million.)"