Serious Question Re: Am I a Sinning?

[Fenster Burnham]

I have a serious question.

I'm in my mid 40's, unmarried, still a virgin, live at home, etc. I do date, occasionally. I'm very proud of the fact that I have not had unmarried relations.

However, I am now concerned that if I had the chance, I might make a bad decision (I feel maybe 50/50 chance). I mean just because the girls always say (yell) no, doesn't mean I am not committing a sin.

Other than that, there are no cases of masterbation. No reported cases of homerism in the family. Nothing. But this has really been bothering me.

Thanks for your help.

Praise!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Serious Question Re: Am I a Sinning?

I have a serious question.

I'm in my mid 40's, unmarried, still a virgin, live at home, etc. I do date, occasionally. I'm very proud of the fact that I have not had unmarried relations.

However, I am now concerned that if I had the chance, I might make a bad decision (I feel maybe 50/50 chance). I mean just because the girls always say (yell) no, doesn't mean I am not committing a sin.

Other than that, there are no cases of masterbation. No reported cases of homerism in the family. Nothing. But this has really been bothering me.

Thanks for your help.

Praise!

Pal, all of us are vile sinners in the Loving eyes of God. The difference between you and I is that my sins have been washed clean by God's Grace, and you are still wallowing in yours.

At a minimum you should be Tithing to God's favorite church (LBC) via the Paypal button below.

And why aren't you properly married and creating soldiers for Christ? You should be almost a grandfather by now. What are you wasting your time on? Surfing?

[Fenster Burnham]

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I'm very quiet and enjoy puzzles. It is tough to meet women that way.

I plan to contribute via paypAL. Is there a way to have it come directly out of my check from work, like with my 401k?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Serious Question Re: Am I a Sinning?

I'm very quiet and enjoy puzzles. It is tough to meet women that way.

I plan to contribute via paypAL. Is there a way to have it come directly out of my check from work, like with my 401k?

Don't plan, friend. DO! God wants you to DO it today, right now!! I am sure that once you send in your robust Love Offering, Jesus will send you a proper wife.

Instead of doing puzzles, why not study the Holy Bible and spend a few hours praying each day? The ladies like that, I can tell you.

[Sionisx2]

Re: Serious Question Re: Am I a Sinning?

Don't plan, friend. DO! God wants you to DO it today, right now!! I am sure that once you send in your robust Love Offering, Jesus will send you a proper wife.

Instead of doing puzzles, why not study the Holy Bible and spend a few hours praying each day? The ladies like that, I can tell you.

Hmm.. that sounds familiar.. sounds kind of like the Catholic Pope's of old pushing civilians to donate money to the church in order to be saved, or to save a loved one from purgatory, or speed up their time in purgatory.

[Fenster Burnham]

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Do not give up on me Pastor Ezekiel!

[Fenster Burnham]

Re: Serious Question Re: Am I a Sinning?

I just donated $40.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Serious Question Re: Am I a Sinning?

I just donated $40.

Well that's a start. But do you have any idea what $40 will get Pastor Pistle's Lear? About 3 cups of jetfuel, that's what.

Pray on it, pal. Jesus is speaking to you right now.

[Nobar King]

Re: Serious Question Re: Am I a Sinning?

I'm very quiet and enjoy puzzles. It is tough to meet women that way.

Do you prefer games of chance like backgammon, or games where the knowledgeable party has an unfair advantage, like Scrabble?

[Justin Bill]

Re: Serious Question Re: Am I a Sinning?

I have a serious question.

I'm in my mid 40's, unmarried, still a virgin, live at home, etc. I do date, occasionally. I'm very proud of the fact that I have not had unmarried relations.

might i suggest buying a less fortunate bride from another heathen country?

I did this and i saved a very submissive, excellent cooking Thai woman from living her life in a whorehouse.

She is light skinned enough so when the future missionary for landover pops out, he will be able to pass as a good landover Christian.

private message me brother after you become a worthy member of the only true church.

I hear wedding bells...

it will take 2-4 weeks if you aren't picky, 8-10 weeks if you want to actually pick out your bride

[sinner]

Re: Serious Question Re: Am I a Sinning?

I have a serious question.

I'm in my mid 40's, unmarried, still a virgin, live at home, etc. I do date, occasionally. I'm very proud of the fact that I have not had unmarried relations.

However, I am now concerned that if I had the chance, I might make a bad decision (I feel maybe 50/50 chance). I mean just because the girls always say (yell) no, doesn't mean I am not committing a sin.

Other than that, there are no cases of masterbation. No reported cases of homerism in the family. Nothing. But this has really been bothering me.

Thanks for your help.

Praise!

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