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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    Further proof Southern Baptists are not true Baptists

    Southern Baptist Leader Commends Obama's Ramadan Dinner

    President Barack Obama is hosting a third annual celebration of the Muslim holiday Ramadan at the White House Wednesday night, maintaining a tradition that Southern Baptist leader Richard Land says rightly affirms freedom of religion for all faiths...

    Too bad God doesn't feel the same way. In fact, the Bible proves conclusively that in welcoming Muslims into his house, Barack Obama makes himself guilty of their heresies:

    2 John 1:9-11

    9Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.

    10If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:

    11For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

    The next time some idiot tries to tell you Obama's not a Muslim, please refer him to the above verses and triumphantly say, "Case closed!"
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  • Dan U. Holier
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 1180

    #2
    Re: Further proof Southern Baptists are not true Baptists

    Southern Baptists are, apparently, in cahoots with this pinko-commie-mooslin elitist, unnaturally born in some Godforsaken african village and squatting in the White House! Whoever anyhow participates in this Godless charade is a rebel against God!

    James 4:7 Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

    Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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    • Humongous
      Ms. Sham Wow 2011
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2011
      • 263

      #3
      Re: Further proof Southern Baptists are not true Baptists

      Well, I aint no fan of no mooselimbs, but I do like them Ramadan noodles they make. When I was takin my art class down at the Defeated community adult learning annex, I ate nothin but Ramadan noodles on account of thats what college kids are supposed to eat? mmmm
      Genesis 1:24
      And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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      • Vavoline Johnson
        Mammy
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2009
        • 960

        #4
        Re: Further proof Southern Baptists are not true Baptists

        Originally posted by Humongous View Post
        Well, I aint no fan of no mooselimbs, but I do like them Ramadan noodles they make. When I was takin my art class down at the Defeated community adult learning annex, I ate nothin but Ramadan noodles on account of thats what college kids are supposed to eat? mmmm
        Them folks steal worse den the Joo kids cause they use them long black Bruckas to hide food under when they is at the Piggly Wiggly groceries.
        Lawd, just remember never to eat wif them folks cause you know what the food gonna taste like after it sits close to them hairy private parts in all this here heat! I knows this cause I seen it wif my very own eyes!
        Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Further proof Southern Baptists are not true Baptists

          2 Chronicles 15:13
          Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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