Bastard at service

[kloger]

23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

On Sunday I was at service, minding my own business, when a man behind me mentioned that he was a bastard, trying to gain the sympathy of the congregation. Then I recalled the bible passage above and became infuriated. I escorted the bastard to the back of the building and proceeded to deliver a beating in order to teach him a lesson.

Did I do the right thing in teaching this homer gothfag bastard a lesson?

[Brother V]

Re: Bastard at service

On Sunday I was at service, minding my own business, when a man behind me mentioned that he was a bastard, trying to gain the sympathy of the congregation. Then I recalled the bible passage above and became infuriated. I escorted the bastard to the back of the building and proceeded to deliver a beating in order to teach him a lesson.

Did I do the right thing in teaching this homer gothfag bastard a lesson?

What kind of church do you attend that allows people in before doing a security check?

For the lax security you deserve to have bastards in your congregation.

YIC
V

[kloger]

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Oh we hold thorough security tests quite often.

This bastard however was a clever devil worshipper. He is being investigated currently. Hopefully our holy congregation has not been tainted by his presence.

[CactusCarl]

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I am also a member of this Congregation and I enjoyed watching this bastard son of a bitch get his ass kicked. He was a sneaky little bastard.

[_anon2_]

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yes I'm sure this really taught him about your loving and caring ways.

[kloger]

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yes I'm sure this really taught him about your loving and caring ways.

stop being sarcastic. Jesus died for you and and he would appreciate a little love.

[CactusCarl]

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yes I'm sure this really taught him about your loving and caring ways.

Bastards are not allowed in our Congregation!! No matter what.

[Brother V]

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Oh we hold thorough security tests quite often.

This bastard however was a clever devil worshipper. He is being investigated currently. Hopefully our holy congregation has not been tainted by his presence.

You let people into the church before their investigation is complete?

How hard is it to check to see if a person's parents were married?

Isn't that the first thing on the application?

As for you Anon2, if someone is destined for hell, and there's pretty much nothing you can do about it; why would you be nice to him. He (or she) is no better than a dog or a cat.

I'm under the impression that all bastards should be sterilized, that way they can't produce offspring that is bound for hell.

YIC
V

[kloger]

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You let people into the church before their investigation is complete?

How hard is it to check to see if a person's parents were married?

Isn't that the first thing on the application?

As for you Anon2, if someone is destined for hell, and there's pretty much nothing you can do about it; why would you be nice to him. He (or she) is no better than a dog or a cat.

I'm under the impression that all bastards should be sterilized, that way they can't produce offspring that is bound for hell.

YIC
V

I will be sure to leave my congregation and join a new one with better security. I was appalled when i discovered the bastard. Thank you so much for your advice.

[_anon2_]

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You let people into the church before their investigation is complete?

How hard is it to check to see if a person's parents were married?

Isn't that the first thing on the application?

As for you Anon2, if someone is destined for hell, and there's pretty much nothing you can do about it; why would you be nice to him. He (or she) is no better than a dog or a cat.

I'm under the impression that all bastards should be sterilized, that way they can't produce offspring that is bound for hell.

YIC
V

And I was under the impression that anyone can seek salvation.

You're view on sterilization is disgusting, particularly when your religion takes such a strong stance against abortion. Damn hypocrites. Why would you take away a childs chance at life because you don't agree with the parents.

If you keep on giving me easy shots, I'll keep taking them.

[Brother V]

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And I was under the impression that anyone can seek salvation.

You're view on sterilization is disgusting, particularly when your religion takes such a strong stance against abortion. Damn hypocrites. Why would you take away a childs chance at life because you don't agree with the parents.

If you keep on giving me easy shots, I'll keep taking them.

Friend, due to the Bastard rule; I'm all for abortion. No True Christian(tm) would get an abortion; no True Christian(tm) would give birth to a bastard.

Now some "christians" today think that abortion is bad and that everyone can get to heaven, but that's just not the case if you read the bible (KJV1611).

YIC
V

[CactusCarl]

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Thank you Brother for your guidance to this person who obviously does not read the Bible much.

[_anon2_]

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Friend, due to the Bastard rule; I'm all for abortion. No True Christian™ would get an abortion; no True Christian™ would give birth to a bastard.

Now some "christians" today think that abortion is bad and that everyone can get to heaven, but that's just not the case if you read the bible (KJV1611).

YIC
V

Your own forum says that only biblically recognised figures have the right to call an abortion. Last time I checked that doesn't cover you.

I'm looking for the post now.

[Brother V]

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Your own forum says that only biblically recognised figures have the right to call an abortion. Last time I checked that doesn't cover you.

I'm looking for the post now.

I realize that my view is controversial. Not everyone in the church shares all of my ideas. We aren't all lock-step Nazi's like you think we are. We have different opinions and accept and respect all opinions of other True Christians(tm).

If you want to change my mind, show me in the Bible (kjv1611) how I am wrong. Just because you disagree, doesn't mean that the bible says I'm wrong.

YIC
V

[_anon2_]

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I'll let the other members of the board handle that because I personally believe abortion in some cases is ok (I mostly agree with the law). I won't try to say your wrong, because I'm actually using the quotes from this board, and I don't know their authenticity etc...