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  • #1

    It has begun

    Satan's birthday is here. keep your children locked up so some Wiccadian doesn't bar be que them! Lock them in their prayer closets.

    Pray that the lord keeps you safe on these, the evil one's special day.
    Watch out for familiars! These are satan's gift to his witches. They may appear like an ordinary cat, but if you see them as they really are you'll notice this:


    Notice the Goth like hair color. A sure sign it's evil!


    A picture is worth a thousand words!!!





    Straight from the pit of Hell to steal your baby!

    Pslam 23
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    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    Re: It has begun

    Pure Evil Brother Eliot!

    Praise JESUS it's almost over.
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    • #3
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      Brother Eliot, I Propose (and you may take that Word any way you like) that after we Lecture any "Children" SINful enough to be out doing Satan's Work this evening, that you and I and others of the C-o-nGregation get together a HELLYween basket filled with large Stones - and Stone to Death any Black Cats we stumble, I mean, come across in the greater Landover area.

      And if I do "stumble" a bit it will be for a Good cause - Him - because I have it on Good Authority that Pastor told Mrs. Rogers, while speaking of me, "She's gonna have a little Dickens Cider tonight!" - and I would not want to refuse any Man - or even Pastor's fluctuating (you don't mind if I say "fluctuating" do you?) generousity.

      Added bonus: Any "Child" Deepraved enough to still be out seeking to add to his or her worldly Goods in this manner after we begin Stonefest 2006 will get his or her feet all slimy and Nasty from Tripping in the Blood and cat-guts in the dark, thereby getting yelled at by Mother even more Stridently!

      Who's with me?

      PS JESUS says he won't mind should I choose to go in costume. I Promise to be a Tasteful masker, Matey! No old President Nixon masks for SUV

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      • #4
        Re: It has begun

        Sister Thumper, the picture of the "vomiting" pumpkin is so Good that I have set it as my computer's "wallpaper" for the day to warn anyone who comes into my Home not only of the Evil of Helly-ween itself, but also of the Evil of Strong Spirits - perhaps Vodka-soaked pumpkin seeds.

        PRAISE!!!

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        • #5
          Re: It has begun

          More pure Hellyween Evil.

          I'll be glad when this terrible day is over. My heart can barely stand the palpitations.

          Concerned, Sister Thumper
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          • #6
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            Are you kidding? Samhain is an awesome holiday, and we don't sacrifice kids!
            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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            • #7
              Re: It has begun

              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
              Are you kidding? Samhain is an awesome holiday, and we don't sacrifice kids!
              Quit your lying!!!
              We know the truth.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #8
                Re: It has begun

                Satans day is 6/6/06. OUR day is 10/31/06.
                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                • #9
                  Re: It has begun

                  Is there a difference? 10/31/06 is Satan's birthday, whereas 6/6/06 just happened to be an anniversary of Evil(tm) in the world.
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                  • #10
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                    It would seem to me that many on this forum really don't understand the festival of Samhain. Samhain in no more satanic than an evergreen. The word Samhain is of Irish origin which means "November". The festival marks the end of the summer season and the end of the harvest.
                    Many wiccans and neopagans object to halloween as they perceive it as a mockery to the original Samhain festivities - which are in no way evil nor bourne of any satanistic ritual.

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                    • #11
                      Re: It has begun

                      Originally posted by Eye of the Beholder View Post
                      It would seem to me that many on this forum really don't understand the festival of Samhain. Samhain in no more satanic than an evergreen. The word Samhain is of Irish origin which means "November". The festival marks the end of the summer season and the end of the harvest.
                      Many wiccans and neopagans object to halloween as they perceive it as a mockery to the original Samhain festivities - which are in no way evil nor bourne of any satanistic ritual.
                      Listen buddy....Anything that is not of God is of satan. We all have a choice to make: Turn or Burn.

                      No one can serve two masters.

                      Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

                      Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #12
                        Re: It has begun

                        Originally posted by Eye of the Beholder View Post
                        It would seem to me that many on this forum really don't understand the festival of Samhain. Samhain in no more satanic than an evergreen. The word Samhain is of Irish origin which means "November". The festival marks the end of the summer season and the end of the harvest.
                        Many wiccans and neopagans object to halloween as they perceive it as a mockery to the original Samhain festivities - which are in no way evil nor bourne of any satanistic ritual.
                        Was this Irish November feast celebrated after the AntiChrist catholics took over Ireland?
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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          Was this Irish November feast celebrated after the AntiChrist catholics took over Ireland?
                          Actually, if you would have studied history and had a working knowledge of theology you would know that this ritual was pre-christianity, therefore, no Catholics.

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Listen buddy....Anything that is not of God is of satan. We all have a choice to make: Turn or Burn.

                            No one can serve two masters.

                            Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

                            Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
                            What, in your interpretation, is mammon? Do you believe it is a demon? Because I can tell you that some people, such as Jerry Falwell, most certainly do worship mammon.

                            That Jerry! A capitalist at his best. Now there is a fundamentalist of today and he isn't even a biblical anything.

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                            • #15
                              Re: It has begun

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              More pure Hellyween Evil.

                              I'll be glad when this terrible day is over. My heart can barely stand the palpitations.

                              Concerned, Sister Thumper
                              I'm not so sure I can take another cute little puggy wug wuggie picture. Is there some way I might be able to save this poor pooch from it's Hellbound owner? I am reminded of Madonna's little shopping trip to Africa. But of course, here in God's favorite country we have plenty of affordable labor that we can deport on pay day. But I do want that PUG for Christmas.
                              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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