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  • Mary-Yves Lapierre
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 189

    #1

    Happy September 11th!!

    How will you celebrate today?

    Me, will be enjoying the traditional pancakes for breakfast, while listening to 'It's raining men!
  • One True Religion
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2011
    • 195

    #2
    Re: Happy September 11th!!

    My dear Mary,

    Thank you very much for asking my sweet child, I shall, after some prayer and perusal of the good old KJV be taking my irish wolfhound, Poppins, for a nice stroll in the fields.

    Oh and in case you hadn't read this; http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...442#post794442
    Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: Happy September 11th!!

      Originally posted by Mary-Yves Lapierre View Post
      How will you celebrate today?

      Me, will be enjoying the traditional pancakes for breakfast, while listening to 'It's raining men!
      I'm sorry, but 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong!

      Originally posted by One True Religion View Post
      My dear Mary,

      Thank you very much for asking my sweet child, I shall, after some prayer and perusal of the good old KJV be taking my irish wolfhound, Poppins, for a nice stroll in the fields.

      Oh and in case you hadn't read this; http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...442#post794442
      Psst. You know she's a frenchie, right?

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      • One True Religion
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2011
        • 195

        #4
        Re: Happy September 11th!!

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        Psst. You know she's a frenchie, right?
        A frog? She seemed such a charming little creature too, not that I mind the french, it's just those horrible slurping noises they make when they eat.
        Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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        • Sister Kitty
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 857

          #5
          Re: Happy September 11th!!

          I think today it is important to reflect on how New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch.
          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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          • Barry
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 259

            #6
            Re: Happy September 11th!!

            9 out of 11 people dont find these kind of jokes funny.
            The Lord is my shepherd.

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            • Sister Kitty
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2010
              • 857

              #7
              Re: Happy September 11th!!

              Originally posted by Stringy Bean View Post
              9 out of 11 people dont find these kind of jokes funny.
              9 out of 11 people are Jews, liberals, homos, quadriplegics or other Jesus-haters.
              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #8
                Re: Happy September 11th!!

                "It's Raining Men" - ?

                GOD, Sister, you Cannucks are so backwards!

                I'm too Sure that any minute now a U.S. DJ with a sense of humor will play "It's Raining Men. And, women."

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12829

                  #9
                  Re: Happy September 11th!!

                  9/11, if You Weren't a Landover Baptist, You Didn't Get to Heaven.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Zaiger
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 79

                    #10
                    Re: Happy September 11th!!

                    Im sorry but personally I think 9/11 was just another way of the muslim world trying to impose their made up flying arab religion on us all. I just refuse to celebrate a holiday created by Muslims. So sure you can celebrate 9/11 and then you can pray 5 times a day facing east and celebrate Eid ul-Fitr but when you are burning in hell you can talk with everyone else about what you were doing on 9/11 and what you will be doing to celebrate it next year **spoiler alert *** you are burning for eternity

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