[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Wow, you can rhyme (badly).

Did you all skip over the 10 commandments when you were reading the bible.

Hmm. Thou shalt not kill... Big part of the book to miss.

Suffer not a witch to live. Big part of the book to miss.

[HolierThanThou]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

A flatter place than Iowa is

your battered mental plane:

flatter than IHOP pancakes

burnt to black on hellish iron.


Someday I'll float, finished,

souffle,

while you will sink and have to wait

inedible on satan's plate.

Wow, you can rhyme (badly).

Did you all skip over the 10 commandments when you were reading the bible.

Hmm. Thou shalt not kill... Big part of the book to miss.

[hellion]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

In what culture? Certainly not in GODLY America.

In the court of law, and that's what matters.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

I didn't hug them. In the vast momentum of pure spiritual aura they hugged themselves.

This sounds like a euphemism for self-abusive perversions.

That is not the sort of thing we discuss here, pup.

[tommy]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

I didn't hug them. In the vast momentum of pure spiritual aura they hugged themselves.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

'Hugging to death' is a figure of speech. It'll never hold up in the court of law. But I don't believe Tom really did it. He's probably just bragging to get attention.

Tommy is out of his mind. He probably got mixed up about the difference between grasshoppers and goths again. Either that, or he infected 12 goths with AIDS in one day, which is also plausible. Either way, God is none too impressed.

[Ixi]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

In what culture? Certainly not in GODLY America.

You'll be suprised of all of the figures of speech that exist in "Godly America". And by the way, is it only America that is "godly"? There are a ton of Christains in other countrys.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

'Hugging to death' is a figure of speech.

In what culture? Certainly not in GODLY America.

[hellion]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

If the police harass you for doing the Lord's work, that's called PERSECUTION, not PROSECUTION.

And so you hugged them to death? Not buying it.

'Hugging to death' is a figure of speech. It'll never hold up in the court of law. But I don't believe Tom really did it. He's probably just bragging to get attention.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

Well, I can't tell you the details cause I might get prosecuted, but I can give you a hint: group hug!

If the police harass you for doing the Lord's work, that's called PERSECUTION, not PROSECUTION.

And so you hugged them to death? Not buying it.

[tommy]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

HOW did you bag these Goths?

Did you run them over with your car? Better yet, with one of THEIR cars?

Did you shoot them?

Did you convince them that there was a poetry-reading in the lion's den at the local zoo? And did you collect their "poetry" that we may publish it and use it to attract more Goths to poetry-readings in lion dens?

Did you wait near an open grave (Goths love cemeteries, where they can fantasize about being dead) and push them in, then bury them alive?

Did you sponsor a "(g)Rave" in a ruined METHodist or Cat-Lick "church" and collapse it upon them? with an American-made John Deere tractor?

Details, we want details!

Well, I can't tell you the details cause I might get prosecuted, but I can give you a hint: group hug!

[OnYourKnees]

How did you bag your Goths?

12 Goths, I know, I had a bad day.

HOW did you bag these Goths?

Did you run them over with your car? Better yet, with one of THEIR cars?

Did you shoot them?

Did you convince them that there was a poetry-reading in the lion's den at the local zoo? And did you collect their "poetry" that we may publish it and use it to attract more Goths to poetry-readings in lion dens?

Did you wait near an open grave (Goths love cemeteries, where they can fantasize about being dead) and push them in, then bury them alive?

Did you sponsor a "(g)Rave" in a ruined METHodist or Cat-Lick "church" and collapse it upon them? with an American-made John Deere tractor?

Details, we want details!

[tommy]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

12 Goths, I know, I had a bad day.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Friend,

I only hate Satan. I even love sinners, even though they are worthless, excrement sacks of walking garbage who richly deserve an eternity of torment for the crime of existing. This is because I love God, and therefore must love man because man is created in God's image.

When I persecute sinners it is because I love them.

Praise Jesus!! Why can't the unsaved scum of the world understand our pure love?

Thank you Brother BJ, for your unflagging efforts of God's behalf.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Love=hate. To hate someone, you must love what you are fighting for. I can see you understand that.

Friend,

I only hate Satan. I even love sinners, even though they are worthless, excrement sacks of walking garbage who richly deserve an eternity of torment for the crime of existing. This is because I love God, and therefore must love man because man is created in God's image.

When I persecute sinners it is because I love them.