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  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #16
    Re: A Possible Solution to Freehold's Budget Issues

    Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
    Why not make money off those con-jungle visits? Perhaps a Pay Per View option via the security camera feeds in those sexy trailers?
    Ew. Who would pay to watch rutting jigs and spics?

    I think I'd rather watch two eels going at it in a bucket of snot.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: A Possible Solution to Freehold's Budget Issues

      Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
      Why not make money off those con-jungle visits? Perhaps a Pay Per View option via the security camera feeds in those sexy trailers?
      We've got that action covered. We sell those videos to the japs for, uhm, research purposes.



      They pay plenty too.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • HTannor
        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2612

        #18
        Re: A Possible Solution to Freehold's Budget Issues

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

        Enough with the treats Tanner, they are empty. As the Chapter President of the Iowa Tea Party Citizens United,

        It is clearly a matter of you berating a person who is much older than yourself.

        If you think it is worth your while to beat up an older person than yourself, then be my guest.

        Go ahead, be a bully.

        Enjoy yourself.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • Sister Kitty
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 857

          #19
          Re: A Possible Solution to Freehold's Budget Issues

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Grrrr. Aaargh!!
          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
          Whine, whimper
          Get a room, you two.
          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12740

            #20
            Re: A Possible Solution to Freehold's Budget Issues

            Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
            Get a room, you two.
            These two Brothers represent the titans of policy debate.

            It is an honor to watch them eloquently express their respective points of view.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Sister Kitty
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2010
              • 857

              #21
              Re: A Possible Solution to Freehold's Budget Issues

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              These two Brothers represent the titans of policy debate.

              It is an honor to watch them eloquently express their respective points of view.
              As you are a True Christian(tm) male, and I but a True Christian(tm) female, I shall defer to you as is my place.

              1 Timothy 2:12-14 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12740

                #22
                Re: A Possible Solution to Freehold's Budget Issues

                Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                As you are a True Christian™ male, and I but a True Christian™ female, I shall defer to you as is my place.

                1 Timothy 2:12-14 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
                Sister Kitty--That you defer is the reason you have reached the highest level attainable within the Christian faith, that of True Christion™.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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