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  • Proud Faroese
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2011
    • 509

    #1

    An American Carol

    I usually dont watch new comedies as they mostly just contains sex and swearing, but today i saw a trailer for a movie that looks really funny and also patriotic, anyone here who have seen this one and wants to give their opinion on it?



    At a July 4 barbecue, gramps tells the kids the story of Michael Malone, a documentary filmmaker and Michael Moore look-alike who hates America and wants to abolish July 4th. He refuses to celebrate with his nephew Josh, who's shipping out soon to the Middle East. That night, Michel has a vision of his hero, JFK, who predicts that three ghosts will visit Michael. Sure enough, General Patton, George Washington, and country music star Trace Adkins visit Michael show him the fruits of patriotism, just wars, and pacifism. Meanwhile, Arab terrorists want Malone to help them with a propaganda film. Is he the next Leni Riefenstahl or will he see the light?
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: An American Carol

    Interesting premise, but a little fantastical. How can the ghost of JFK visit anybody when he's busy roasting in Hell for being a Catholic?

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    • Proud Faroese
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2011
      • 509

      #3
      Re: An American Carol

      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
      Interesting premise, but a little fantastical. How can the ghost of JFK visit anybody when he's busy roasting in Hell for being a Catholic?
      Because its a comedy, making fun of the anti-American commie Michael Moore, this movie has to be watchable for Christians since its aprooved by the Republicans


      An American Carol was strongly advertised by notable Republicans and conservative personalities such as Rush Limbaugh,[9] Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck and Mark Levin. On October 3, 2008, actors Kevin Farley and Kelsey Grammer appeared on the Fox News program The O'Reilly Factor to promote their film, in which show host Bill O'Reilly made a guest appearance. An American Carol has also been described by newspapers such as the Dallas Morning News as being "for the right wing".[10] The American Conservative reported, "The movie has been promoted by bloggers on National Review Online. The Leadership Institute, an activist group that maintains contact with College Republicans nationwide, urged its charges to see the movie on opening weekend, even handing out tickets to its interns.

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      • Proud Faroese
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2011
        • 509

        #4
        Re: An American Carol

        With all those Godless hellywood porn comedies like "American Pie"(how dare they insult American Pies like that?!) that has lots of anti American and gay enabling values its good if we finally get a really funny Republican Christian comedy that we can laugh at without being offended, we Christians have the right to laugh as well!

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        • Samuel Coleridge
          Unsaved trash
          • Nov 2009
          • 615

          #5
          Re: An American Carol

          I'll let the numbers speak for themselves.

          An American Carol cost $12 million to make and grossed $7 million.

          Farenheit 911 cost $6 million to make and grossed $222,446,320.

          Poor Zucker hasn't made a decent movie since Airplane!
          Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
          For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: An American Carol

            Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
            I'll let the numbers speak for themselves.

            An American Carol cost $12 million to make and grossed $7 million.

            Farenheit 911 cost $6 million to make and grossed $222,446,320.

            Poor Zucker hasn't made a decent movie since Airplane!
            So, we know twice as much effort went into the Christian film, and it made more than 3 times as much money? Praise!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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