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Lawdy, Lawdy! Look who's.....29?
Be Careful the little pickaninny doesn't Eat up the whole darn Cake
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON!
Lawd hab mercy... 29 years already? She looks way younger!
Happy B-day Vavoline!
Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON!
Happy birthday girl. I heard you coons don't count years in the same way that a White man does. How old are you in jig years?
And I'm still waiting for your boy to come wax my Escalade after he puked on it in the church parking lot last Spring!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON!
Yo Miss Vavoline! Props on yo b-day, girl! Hope yo boy done spent some o dat scrivva he be gettin on da grind fo some fine bling fo yo ass! You feel me?Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON!
Happy birfday, toots. We're thankfully unacquainted, but may the Lord bless you with many more years, and may he bless us with your infertility.
I thought all the blacks were born in February?Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON!
Happy Birthday Valvoline, our Nubian thinker. I will never forget the day you shared these words of wisdom ''Jesus loves us all the same when he has his eyes closed''. I will never forget that. Bless you.sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON!
Why, what a sweet Birth-day Wish, Sister!Originally posted by ThelmaSue View PostComment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON!
Well stop hidin yo Smirnoff in it then..anyway. Ole Miz Vav is 16 in dog yrs..go figure it out yo-self!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostHappy birthday girl. I heard you coons don't count years in the same way that a White man does. How old are you in jig years?
And I'm still waiting for your boy to come wax my Escalade after he puked on it in the church parking lot last Spring!
Thank u 4 the birfaday wishes Pasta!Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON!
Thankee Missy and whatcha doin wif young lil Ratstus Vll, anyways..we been lookin fo that boy a long time now~Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View PostHAPPY BIRFDAY
Sister Valvoline
I's hopes you gots lots of chicken and waddy melon!
Remember, JESUS l
ves you and so do I!
Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON!
Well u alls know that Miz Vavs real birfday be 9/10 but of course dem Joos had to go and bomb up New York City and ruin it fo me afta dat so now we kin do it on 10/5.
Hopin the Lawd lil baby jeesuz his-self beings me diamonds and stuff
love Vavoline!Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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Re: Blessed Birthday, VAVOLINE JOHNSON!
Happy Birthday. I called your owner and asked they give you an entire hour off. You can wash my truck with your free time if you like. I got you this:
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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