[Hitoshi]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

breaking news okay I am get endorsement ted Kennedy. kennedy say "Hitoshi good for landover".




vote yes for Hitoshi stay landover.

[Hitoshi]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

I'm not interested in making things like fish pies and tuna tacos.

I am not just eat seafood. I am also like furburger.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Probably some slimey raw fish pie with that black bug juice they like so well dribbled all over it.

Oh dear. Um, do you think he might like a nice apple pie instead? I'm not interested in making things like fish pies and tuna tacos. No wonder the japs are so crazy with that sort of diet.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Well, I should hope so! That's all he would get from me on a first date anyway. I'm a very pious woman! Speaking of pie, I wonder what kind of pies the japs like to eat?

Probably some slimey raw fish pie with that black bug juice they like so well dribbled all over it.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Oh, I'm sure he just wanted to fall to his knees and pray with Sister VOS!

Well, I should hope so! That's all he would get from me on a first date anyway. I'm a very pious woman! Speaking of pie, I wonder what kind of pies the japs like to eat?

[Deaner]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

They're not spinning in their graves. They're burning in Hell for being unsaved Nip scum who stupidly started a war with God's favorite country.

I like to think that dead radioactive chinks are nailed to the wall and used as mood lighting in satan's rape rooms.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

okay I am admit that my hurt feeling was publicity stunt for get sympathy of voter. it total work!!! I am win vote now by landslide!! I am surprise everybody!!

So you identify with the man who made the decision to drop two atomic bombs on your revolting, little, yellow country? Your ancestors must be spinning in their radioactive graves. That's just a figure of speech. They're not spinning in their graves. They're burning in Hell for being unsaved Nip scum who stupidly started a war with God's favorite country.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

I voted for Pastor Zeke never being wrong and I stand by my desion!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Looks like someone accidently put it in reverse though.

Trust in Jesus, brother. Trust in Jesus....

[Wide-Open]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Praise! The replacement Diebold voting machine is working like a charm and we're finally getting an honest record of the votes!

Looks like someone accidently put it in reverse though.

[Hitoshi]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

okay I am admit that my hurt feeling was publicity stunt for get sympathy of voter. it total work!!! I am win vote now by landslide!! I am surprise everybody!!




thank you for everyone who vote for me. and thank you genetics for give me clever brain for think of publicity stunt.

[JennyD]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

He was a vile Jap, Sister. You should be thanking God for his departure from these holy forums. You do realize he was starting to take an interest in you and probably was on the verge of raping you?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...6&postcount=90

Oh, I'm sure he just wanted to fall to his knees and pray with Sister VOS!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

okay is not look good for Hitoshi. voter are turn their back on me. only thing save me now is if pastor Ezekiel sex tape is surface.

if anybody know if there is pastor ezekiel sex tape and have copy please contact me (I am still interest even after voting over).

Listen up you little noxious nip, the entire congregation at Landover Baptist has been telling you for some time to get with Jesus. How do you think our Godly President George W. Bush won his elections? He got with Jesus and He made sure that GWB won fair and square. If you get with Jesus now He will put the fix in for you.



Praise Jesus!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

I kind of hate to see him go too, Sister Noddy.

He was a vile Jap, Sister. You should be thanking God for his departure from these holy forums. You do realize he was starting to take an interest in you and probably was on the verge of raping you?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...6&postcount=90

[Mr Godwin]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

I suspect that it's some fun-loving True Christian™ having a little fun with some "yellowface" and teasing Hitosi. All in good fun.

It can't be said that I'm a happy man, Pastor. Very few things make me happy. This post makes me happy. I'm laughing out loud. I've just spilled coffee on my computer. I'm dabbing sticky coffee off the keyboard with a napkin. I'm wiping my sticky chin. Having a little fun with the ching chong. That just makes my day. Standing by.