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  • Arethusa
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 284

    #136
    Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
    Women should stick to cooking and making babies.
    What if you like to work and cook (sometimes) and babies?
    Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
    I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
    Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
    Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
    Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.
    - Ovid

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #137
      Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

      Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
      What if you like to work and cook (sometimes) and babies?
      Then you are the woman all men seek.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #138
        Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

        Originally posted by Arethusa
        What if you like to work and cook (sometimes) and babies?
        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        Then you are the woman all men seek.
        If that were true, less men would envy Hugh Hefner.
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #139
          Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          If that were true, less men would envy Hugh Hefner.
          One does not expect those to be her only qualities, just the primary ones. After all, if she isn't good at the other chores a concubine will be.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #140
            Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            One does not expect those to be her only qualities, just the primary ones. After all, if she isn't good at the other chores a concubine will be.
            Surely you all don't still have concubines??
            Sheesh, and you pick on other people.

            I hope you have many a mother in law as well.
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #141
              Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Surely you all don't still have concubines??

              Not anymore. I am past the age.

              Sheesh, and you pick on other people.

              There is nothing in the Bible that even remotely suggests that a man should not have many wives and concubines.

              I hope you have many a mother in law as well.
              Good concubines don't take you home to their mothers.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Poetic Peter
                Christian Poet Emeritus
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2006
                • 1696

                #142
                Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                Good concubines also take you home to meet their sisters.

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #143
                  Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                  Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                  Good concubines also take you home to meet their sisters.
                  Sometimes that isn't good.

                  THIS GIRL is loose in Canada right now, having served her sentence.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • hellion
                    Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 564

                    #144
                    Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    What if you missed, and out of vengeance that goth burned your church with you in it?
                    That is why we at Landover take care not to miss.
                    You're acts will bring death and misery, nothing else. How does it feel to have a dead child on your hands?
                    Biblically correct, that's how it feels. Or have you forgotten the instructions of the Great and Godly Prophet Moses to the Children of Israel?
                    Numbers 31:15 And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive?

                    16 Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the LORD.
                    17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. 18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

                    The blood of an innocent is on your hands and you can never clean them off.
                    Are you familiar with the concept of "original sin"? The only innocents are those who are Born Again in Jesus Christ. And we don't kill them, obviously.
                    There was no christian girl who was killed for just being christian. The people they didn't kill were christian, for the most part.
                    May I recommend you read this book? Of course, a hatefilled, mean secularist bigot like yourself would probably dismiss it as "exploitative trash, dressed up in a thin layer of sanctity in order to mask the essentially ghoulish instincts driving its sales"... or some such cynical hate talk. So maybe you'd be better off just reading the Bible instead.
                    That book was a lie. The Columbine students never killed the girl because of her religion.

                    According to Evangelical Christian sources and the popular media: The perpetrators were motivated by a desire to kill Christians.
                    Just before her death, Cassie was in the library, studying her Bible.
                    Eric Harris burst into the room.
                    He asked her whether she believed in God.
                    Cassie clasped her hands in prayer, closed her eyes and said "Yes."
                    Erik killed her. 5

                    Here's what really happened according to police records:


                    The Jefferson County Sheriff's Department issued its report on the killings in mid-2000-MAY. It consists of almost 700 pages of text, audio files and video clips, on a CD. Officials conducted about 5,000 interviews of witnesses, and analyzed over 10,000 pieces of evidence. They concluded that: The perpetrators were motivated by a desire to kill fellow students who made up the power cliques in the school -- the students who had harassed, ridiculed and marginalized Klebold and Harris. Religion was not a motivation.
                    -Just before her death, Cassie Bernall was in the library, studying for a Shakespeare exam.
                    -Eric Harris burst into the room.
                    -He went to Cassie's library table, "where he bent down and saw two frightened girls. He slapped the table top twice, said 'Peek-a-boo,' and fired, killing Cassie Bernall."
                    -Student Valeen Schnurr was at another table. She had been critically hurt earlier by Dylan Klebold. She began to pray, 'Oh God, help me.'
                    "Klebold...came back and taunted her about her belief in God. He then walked away." 6
                    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                    Moderatio est Figmentum

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                    • Brother Love
                      Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 403

                      #145
                      Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                      I is goin to hit this one rit with the BLOOD OF THE LAMB by sayin:

                      ANY WO-MAN who works outside the home FORSAKES the very reason GOD created her for and, thus, she is a HARLOT and ABOMINATION in the eyes of the LORD JESUS CHRIST!!
                      Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                      "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


                      "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #146
                        Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        That book was a lie. The Columbine students never killed the girl because of her religion.

                        According to Evangelical Christian sources and the popular media: The perpetrators were motivated by a desire to kill Christians.
                        Just before her death, Cassie was in the library, studying her Bible.
                        Eric Harris burst into the room.
                        He asked her whether she believed in God.
                        Cassie clasped her hands in prayer, closed her eyes and said "Yes."
                        Erik killed her. 5

                        Here's what really happened according to police records:


                        The Jefferson County Sheriff's Department issued its report on the killings in mid-2000-MAY. It consists of almost 700 pages of text, audio files and video clips, on a CD. Officials conducted about 5,000 interviews of witnesses, and analyzed over 10,000 pieces of evidence. They concluded that: The perpetrators were motivated by a desire to kill fellow students who made up the power cliques in the school -- the students who had harassed, ridiculed and marginalized Klebold and Harris. Religion was not a motivation.
                        -Just before her death, Cassie Bernall was in the library, studying for a Shakespeare exam.
                        -Eric Harris burst into the room.
                        -He went to Cassie's library table, "where he bent down and saw two frightened girls. He slapped the table top twice, said 'Peek-a-boo,' and fired, killing Cassie Bernall."
                        -Student Valeen Schnurr was at another table. She had been critically hurt earlier by Dylan Klebold. She began to pray, 'Oh God, help me.'
                        "Klebold...came back and taunted her about her belief in God. He then walked away." 6
                        Well, ignoring the question of whether the police report was censored to fit in with the PC liberal Jew agenda, this is just more proof of why you should stick with the ONLY book guaranteed 100% accurate by God!
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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