Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

[narrowpathy]

Look His Father killed millions in the Old Testament, quite often in most brutal, a la horror-film fashion
Jesus not only didn't kill anyone, he didn't even let a group of men stone some harlot.
Also He healed retardeds, and other worthless folks.

[SUV]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

Shame on you to Criticize JESUS, who Died for all of YOUR sins!!!!!

[Talitha]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

Look His Father killed millions in the Old Testament, quite often in most brutal, a la horror-film fashion
Jesus not only didn't kill anyone, he didn't even let a group of men stone some harlot.
Also He healed retardeds, and other worthless folks.

Aren't you missing out on one ever-so simple FACT?
Jesus is the original 3-in-1.
Father, Son AND Holy Ghost.
Therefore, HE did kill them when HE was His father.

Call Jesus Namby-Pamby again and you'll find yourself Infractionized.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

Aren't you missing out on one ever-so simple FACT?
Jesus is the original 3-in-1.
Father, Son AND Holy Ghost.
Therefore, HE did kill them when HE was His father.

Call Jesus Namby-Pamby again and you'll find yourself Infractionized.

Ok I take my word back then.

[Talitha]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

Ok I take my word back then.

You should apologize to Jesus.
As Sister SUV said, HE died for you.
Although, you seem to have totally ignored her Godly advice

[SUV]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

As Sister SUV said, HE died for you.
Although, you seem to have totally ignored her Godly advice

He always does, Sister. Do you suppose that my Left Guard has taken a Right turn?

[Talitha]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

He always does, Sister. Do you suppose that my Left Guard has taken a Right turn?

Not at all Sister.
I sometimes think that Brother Narrowpath has lost his "Steering wheel" altogether.
Maybe he went ahead and ate some of that Queer-Steer Angus Beef?
OR
Maybe we should ask "What would Jesus do?"

[narrowpathy]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

Not at all Sister.
I sometimes think that Brother Narrowpath has lost his "Steering wheel" altogether.
Maybe he went ahead and ate some of that Queer-Steer Angus Beef?
OR
Maybe we should ask "What would Jesus do?"

Sis Ta,

so you don't sin anymore? Never?

[Talitha]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

Sis Ta,

so you don't sin anymore? Never?

I think that's a matter between me and Jesus!!

Are you inferring that I used to Sin?

Let me tell you Mister, if you start on that one you will be getting a stern letter from my Joo Lawyers.
I'll say it just once............. It was a party OK? The President wasn't my Primary target. It was a complete accident. End of story. OK??

Or are you referring to the death of my poor dear Billionaire Ex Husband?
That was an accident too.
The Chief of Police admitted it was the first case of a Car starting itself and selecting Reverse Gear he had ever seen. Case Closed.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

I think that's a matter between me and Jesus!!

Are you inferring that I used to Sin?

Let me tell you Mister, if you start on that one you will be getting a stern letter from my Joo Lawyers.
I'll say it just once............. It was a party OK? The President wasn't my Primary target. It was a complete accident. End of story. OK??

Or are you referring to the death of my poor dear Billionaire Ex Husband?
That was an accident too.
The Chief of Police admitted it was the first case of a Car starting itself and selecting Reverse Gear he had ever seen. Case Closed.

I heard that the car not only started itself and then put itself in reverse, but that it actually went from Reverse to Drive and back to Reverse several times. How much of your dear late husband's estate did it cost you to get that case closed? Or did you barter favors for it?

[VictoryOS]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

I heard that the car not only started itself and then put itself in reverse, but that it actually went from Reverse to Drive and back to Reverse several times.

It isn't nearly as far-fetched as you're trying to make it sound.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

I think that's a matter between me and Jesus!!

Are you inferring that I used to Sin?

Let me tell you Mister, if you start on that one you will be getting a stern letter from my Joo Lawyers.
I'll say it just once............. It was a party OK? The President wasn't my Primary target. It was a complete accident. End of story. OK??

Or are you referring to the death of my poor dear Billionaire Ex Husband?
That was an accident too.
The Chief of Police admitted it was the first case of a Car starting itself and selecting Reverse Gear he had ever seen. Case Closed.

I don't infer, I state.
I gathered from Chick tracts that all sinned. And the Bible tells me so.
Moreover, I think it is a sin in itself to claim you are special in this respect.
Why, even that woman who gave birth to Jesus sinned... though "Father" Martini and "Father" Lester say she didn't.

[Talitha]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

I heard that the car not only started itself and then put itself in reverse, but that it actually went from Reverse to Drive and back to Reverse several times. How much of your dear late husband's estate did it cost you to get that case closed? Or did you barter favors for it?

HOW DARE YOU!! I relive this terrible tragedy on a daily basis.

You will be hearing from my Lawyers.

[Talitha]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

I don't infer, I state.
I gathered from Chick tracts that all sinned. And the Bible tells me so.
Moreover, I think it is a sin in itself to claim you are special in this respect.
Why, even that woman who gave birth to Jesus sinned... though "Father" Martini and "Father" Lester say she didn't.

Well.................OK, maybe just a minor Sin here and there. BUT that was well before I came to Landover Baptist Church and got myself Saved.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Why's Jesus so namby-pamby?

HOW DARE YOU!! I relive this terrible tragedy on a daily basis.

You will be hearing from my Lawyers.

I'm quaking - not.